Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
This baronet was cunning, though he was not wise; and in spite of all
misfortune, he relied on little tricks to keep himself going, while
he still hoped to indulge in devices on a larger scale, to fetch
himself round. He took good care to reap his gains with the keenest
promptitude, while he left his losses to be gleaned by very tardy
process. And this had tended, more than once, to impair his popularity.
Sam Henderson came and said to me, while I was thinking what next to
do, after getting the better of one enemy—“Would you like to see old
Crumbly Pots?” Sam had been making money lately, and scorned anybody
who could not pay up—“It might do some good, and can do no harm. He
is ducking his head among his moats and meres because he was hard hit
at Ascot. He owes me five ponies; he was ass enough to back that cur
_Sylvester_, a nag who lays his ears back, the moment he is collared. I
am pretty flush now, and I don’t care to squeeze him; but I’m going to
the July, for one more spree, before being tethered finally. He won’t
dare to show his mug there; but you and I could toddle on to his earth,
afterwards.”
I told Sam plainly that I did not understand the meaning of his
overture. But he only replied—“Then the more fool you. Can you
understand this—I am going to the July meeting at Newmarket, where
the best two-year-olds of the season come out, and you may see five
or six of old Chalker’s string. It would do you a deal of good to see
them, and take your mind out of your own hat; though you don’t know a
racehorse from your old _Spanker_. If you like to come with me I will
stand Sam, according to the meaning of my name and nature. I shall make
another hatful of money there, for cockering up the bridesmaids, and
that sort of thing; and after that we might rout up old Hotchpot.”
I perceived that Sam’s meaning was most friendly, and after consulting
Uncle Corny, who thought that I sadly wanted change of scene, and a
little more experience of the world, I arranged to go with Sam to
headquarters, as he called it, and after the racing should be over
to proceed to Hotchpot Hall, in Lincolnshire. Sam could procure me
admittance there; and I longed to come face to face with my old rival.
With the racing I was pleased, as any man must be at beholding noble
animals, and hoping that the best of them may win. Of the thousand
guiles and wiles, that defraud them of fair play, I was happy enough to
know nothing, and believed that the two legs across them were as honest
as their four. Yet I wondered sometimes; and it proved how little one
may judge of quality by appearance, and how true the Holy Scriptures
are, when the horse that seemed likely to be last came first.
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