Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“You mustn’t ask me, my dear fellow,” answered Sam; “the thing is
out of my line altogether. You wanted to see him, and here he is. I
must leave you to the light of nature, although he is rather a dark
specimen. Perhaps he knows nothing about your trouble. But he is up to
most of Downy Bulwrag’s tricks, or at any rate knows when to suspect
him. And if he has had a row with Bulwrag, and can see his way to harm
him, he will do it. For Pots is a very spiteful fellow. You had better
appear first as my companion. I can manage not to let him catch your
name; for he is rather hard of hearing, though he won’t allow it. I
shall work matters round till Downy’s name comes up; and your business
will be to hold your tongue and listen, until you can strike in with
advantage. He will see me, I think, because I wrote to tell him that I
had a little money for him. There is nothing like that to fetch Pots.”
After a little reconnoitring from a window at the flank, we were
admitted by an ancient footman, who looked as if he never got his
wages, and shown into a shabby room, fusty, damp, and comfortless. Here
we waited nearly half an hour, while Henderson drummed on the floor
with his stick, and at last began to blow a horn which he found behind
a looking-glass. Then the master of the house appeared, and shook hands
with Sam, and bowed to me.
It is easy enough to introduce a stranger, so that his name shall
be still unknown; and Sir Cumberleigh, not being quick of hearing,
received my name as “Johnson.” “On the turf?” he inquired; and Sam
said, “Yes; he has been on it every day this week;” which was true
enough in one sense; and I longed to be back in a garden again, where
we grow rogues, but nothing like so many.
“Very glad to see you, very glad indeed, young sir.” This gentleman
offered his hand as he spoke; but I bowed, as if I had not seen it.
It may be a stupid old bit of priggery; but no man’s hand comes into
mine, while I am longing to smite him in the face. And I could not help
smiling at our host’s new manners, so different entirely from what
he showed in London—unless he had been vastly misdescribed to me. He
pretended now to dignity and distance, and a fine amount of grandeur;
for no other reason that I could guess, except that he was upon his
native soil, breathing the air of his ancestral vaults, and cheating
folk who let him cheat because his fathers did it.
But all this air of loftiness had no effect on Sam; who had rubbed
whiskers many times even with a Duke, when their minds were moving on a
good thing together.
“Got a bit of rhino for you, Pots,” he said, and I thought it
showed little good taste on his part, for Sam’s ancestors had been
stable-boys, and I have always been a good Conservative; “not so much
as I could wish; but every little is a help. And everybody says that
you are awfully hard up. Hope it isn’t true; but we must have seen you
at the July, if you had been at all flush.”
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