Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“Ah, but perhaps he went with a fishing party,” I said as indifferently
as I could; “when people go fishing they won’t be hurried. Come in and
have a glass of beer yourself, my friend.”
“Well, no. I never see’d no rods, nor baskets, nor nothing of that
sort, so far as I remember. But he did say something about waiting for
a boat. Thank’e, sir, thank’e; here’s your good health.”
“How long ago was it? And who went with him?” My hand began to shake a
little, do what I would. For I seemed to be on the track at last, where
no one was likely to be bribed into lying.
“Well, I don’t know justly, for I worn’t here when he went; and when he
come back, he had been to station first, and I were that sleepy that I
didn’t care to hearken, nor he to gab much, for that matter; but I know
he said something about a young femmel. And how long agone? Why, let me
see. Must ’a been about time for sowing scarlet-runners, for I mind my
little grand-darter was playing with them, pointing out the speckles,
and no two quite alike, a thing as I never took no heed on; and I must
a’ been shelling of them for her mother.”
“What time do you generally sow scarlet-runners here? Not, I suppose,
till all chance of frost is over.”
“Well, sir, generally about third week in May month. There is a lucky
day, I know—birthday of Saint Somebody. Rabbit me if I can tell his
name—the chap as took the Devil by the nose and made him holler. Blest
if I shouldn’t ’a liked to see that though. Wouldn’t you, Bill? What a
spree it must ’a been!”
“I can’t remember anything about those saints. Our parson isn’t one to
insist upon them. But the one that did that, was called ‘Dunstan,’ I
believe. ‘Dunstan,’ does that sound like it?”
“Why, it is the very ticket!” he exclaimed, with a clink of his pewter
on the slate slab, made up to look like marble. “Bill, you know, that’s
the day for putting scarlet-runners in?”
“Was it him as was going in a cab, to what you call it?”
“No, no, Bill. You never had no eddication. They used to teach us
better in the times gone by. ’Twas three, or four days before his time.
Fetch a Prayer-book, miss; and then I’ll prove it.”
The young lady in the bar, who had been looking at us queerly, tossed
her head, as if to say—“What fools these men are!” Then she swept the
money out of reach, and disappeared. Presently she came back, with an
ancient Prayer-book; and my old friend, after spitting on his fingers,
turned over the leaves of the calendar, and shouted—“Here it is! I
could ’a sworn to it, from Sunday-school. May 19th. St. Dunstan’s Day!”
He put his thumb upon the place, and made a long-abiding mark; and I
never shall forget again St. Dunstan’s Day. Those Board schools never
teach such useful things as that. And at grammar-school we only kept
the best of the Apostles.
“Where is Joe Clipson to be found?” I asked. “Surely he could tell us
all about it. I will give a sovereign to know who came in his cab, that
night, from Shepperton.”
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