Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“Young man, you don’t value my good intentions; and you are not at all
charmed with my new dodge, for fetching a horse up before he can think.
You saw I never touched your bridle. Well, never mind that. I’m not
going to teach you. How are things going on, at your crib, my boy?”
“Famously;” I answered, for it was not likely that I should discourse
of my troubles to him. “Nothing could be better, Mr. Henderson;
and since you have proved your new dodge satisfactory, I will say
‘Good-night,’ and beg you not to do it to me again.”
“What a confounded muff you are!” he continued with his slangy drawl,
which he had picked up perhaps at Tattersall’s; “do you think that I
would have come down this beastly lane, on a dirty night like this,
without I had something important to say? How about your Kitty?”
This was a little too familiar, and put me on my dignity. At the
same time it gave me a thrill of pleasure, as a proof of the public
conclusion upon a point of deep private interest.
“If you happen to mean, in your cheeky style, a young lady known as
Miss Fairthorn, and the niece of Miss Coldpepper, of the Hall; I can
only tell you that she is in London, with her father, the celebrated
Captain Fairthorn.”
“A pinch for stale news—as we used to say at school. Perhaps I could
give you a fresher tip, my boy; but I daresay you don’t care to hear
it. Perhaps you have put your money on another filly. So have I; and
this time it is a ripper.”
Little as I liked his low manner of describing things too lofty for his
comprehension, I could not let him depart like this. He lit a cigar
under _Spanker’s_ nose, as if he had been nobody, and whistling to
his bull-terrier Bob, turned away as if everything was settled. But I
called him back sternly, and he said, “Oh well, if you want to hear
more, you must turn into my little den down here.”
I followed him through a white gate which he opened in the high paling
that fenced his paddocks, and presently we came to a long low building,
more like a shed than a dwelling-house, but having a snug room or two
at one end. “This is my doctor’s shop,” he said; “and it serves for a
thousand other uses. No patients at present—will be plenty by-and-by.
Come into my snuggery, and have something hot. I will send a fellow
home with your old screw, and tell the governor not to expect you to
supper. Rump-steak and onions in ten minutes, Tom, and a knife and fork
for this gentleman! Now, Kit, put your trotters on the hob, but have a
pull first at this pewter.”
This was heaping coals of fire on my head, after all that I had done to
him; and I said something clumsy to that effect. He treated it as if it
were hardly worth a word; and much as I love to be forgiven, I like to
have done it to others much better.
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