Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
I told him that I did not see at all how I could be of any service to
him, in his scheme on the young lady he was thinking of. But he said
that I could help him as much as I liked; for a relative of mine lived
in that village, an elderly lady, and highly respected, as she occupied
one of the best houses in the place; and more than that, it belonged
to her. It was some years now since I had seen her, but she had been
kind to me when I was at school; and Sam proposed that I should look
her up, and give a bright account of him, and perhaps do more than
that; for the young lady visited at her house, and valued her opinion
highly. I now perceived why Henderson had become so friendly, and was
able to trust him, as he had a good motive. Moreover I had heard of his
“lovely filly,” and even seen her when she was a child; and I knew that
her father (the well-known Mr. Chalker) had made a good fortune in the
racing business, and perhaps would be apt to look down upon Sam, from
the point of higher standing and better breeding. Being interested now
in all true love, I readily promised to do all I could, and then begged
for Sam’s counsel in my own case.
“Take the bull by the horns;” he said with his usual briskness. “Never
beat about the bush; that’s my plan, Kit. Go up, and see the governor,
and say,—‘I love your daughter; I hear she is awfully sat upon at home,
and doesn’t even get her corn regular. She has taken a great liking to
me; I know that. And although I am not a great gun, and am terribly
green, my Uncle Corny is a warm old chap; and I shall have all his land
and money, when he croaks. You see, governor, you might do worse. And
as for old Pot, if you knew the old scamp, you’d sooner kill your girl
than let him have her. Why, he can’t even square his bets; and all his
land in Lincolnshire is collared by the Moseys. Hand her to me, and
I’ll make her a good husband, and you shall come to our place, and live
jolly, when you can’t stand your devil of a wife no longer.’ Kit, I’ll
write it down for you, if you like. You say all that to him, exactly as
I said it; and if you don’t fetch him, turn me out to grass in January.”
I was much amused that Henderson should call me “green,” and yet
be in earnest with such absurdity as this; which I recommended him
(since he had such faith in it) to learn by heart, and then repeat,
with the needful alterations, to the gentleman whose daughter he was
anxious now to win. However, though indignant and frightened sadly
at the news about that vile baronet, I was pleased on the whole with
Sam’s behaviour, though not with his last words; which were these, as
he left me at the top of the village, and he uttered them with much
solemnity—“I say, who stole the dog? Talk of angels, after that!”
CHAPTER XVI.
TRUE LOVE.
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