Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“It isn’t only that,” replied the first; “but, Frizzy, consider the
indulgences she has had. A candle to go to bed with, almost every
night, and a sardine, positively one of our sardines, for her dinner,
the day before yesterday. Why, she’ll want to be dining with us, the
next thing! The more she is petted, the worse she gets. Now don’t you
aspire to dine with us, you dear, you darling, don’t you now?”
“I am sure I never do,” replied a gentle voice, silvery even now,
though quivering with tears; “I would rather have bread and water by
myself in peace, than be scolded, and sneered at, and grudged every
mouthful. Oh, what have I done to deserve it all?”
“I told you what would come of reasoning with her,” said the one who
had been called “Frizzy”—probably Miss Euphrasia Bulwrag; “it simply
makes her outrageous, Jerry. Ever since she came back from Sunbury,
there has simply been no living with her. And she looks upon us as her
enemies, because we are resolved that she shall do what is best for
her. Lady Hotchpot—what can sound better? And then she can eat and
drink all day long, which seems to be all she cares for.”
“That’s a little mistake of yours,” answered Miss Jerry, or Geraldine;
“I know her tricks even better than you do. She cares for something,
or somebody, some clodhopper, or chawbacon, down in that delightful
village. Why, you can’t say ‘Sunbury,’ in the most innocent manner,
without her blushing furiously. But she’s so cunning—I can’t get out of
her who the beloved chawbacon is. Come now, Kitty, make a clean breast
of it. I believe it’s the fellow that bets down there, and lives by
having families of horses. Sir Cumberleigh told me all about him, and
had a rare laugh; you should have seen him laugh, when I said that our
Kitty was smitten. Well, I hoped she had a little more principle than
that. And you’d think that butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth!”
“Butter never gets a chance”—I heard my darling say, and knew by her
voice that the sweetest temper in the world was roused at last—“your
mother never lets it go into my mouth; while you have it thicker than
your bread almost. But I’ll thank you to enjoy among yourselves, or
with any old rake you may fawn upon, your low and most ignorant gossip
about me. You had better not strike me. Your mother may. But I will not
take it from either of you; nor from both together.”
I could scarcely contain myself, I assure you; and if the young
tyrants had fallen upon her, I must have got into a nice position—in
the old, but not in the new sense of “nice”—that of bodily conflict
with women. Luckily, however, these were cowards, as behoved such
creatures; and I verily believe that my angel (if driven—as no angel
should be—into a free fight) would have made a bad record of both of
them.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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