Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 1 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 1 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Manifold are the tastes and dispositions of the enlightened _literati_,
who turn over the pages of history. Some there be whose hearts are
brimful of the yeast of courage, and whose bosoms do work, and swell,
and foam, with untried valor, like a barrel of new cider, or a
train-band captain, fresh from under the hands of his tailor. This
doughty class of readers can be satisfied with nothing but bloody
battles, and horrible encounters; they must be continually storming
forts, sacking cities, springing mines, marching up to the muzzles of
cannon, charging bayonet through every page, and revelling in gun-powder
and carnage. Others, who are of a less martial, but equally ardent
imagination, and who, withal, are a little given to the marvellous, will
dwell with wondrous satisfaction on descriptions of prodigies,
unheard-of events, hair-breadth escapes, hardy adventures, and all those
astonishing narrations which just amble along the boundary line of
possibility. A third class, who, not to speak slightly of them, are of a
lighter turn, and skim over the records of past times, as they do over
the edifying pages of a novel, merely for relaxation and innocent
amusement, do singularly delight in treasons, executions, Sabine rapes,
Tarquin outrages, conflagrations, murders, and all the other catalogue
of hideous crimes, which, like cayenne in cookery, do give a pungency
and flavor to the dull detail of history. While a fourth class, of more
philosophic habits, do diligently pore over the musty chronicles of
time, to investigate the operations of the human kind, and watch the
gradual changes in men and manners, effected by the progress of
knowledge, the vicissitudes of events, or the influence of situation.
If the three first classes find but little wherewithal to solace
themselves in the tranquil reign of Wouter Van Twiller, I entreat them
to exert their patience for a while, and bear with the tedious picture
of happiness, prosperity, and peace, which my duty as a faithful
historian obliges me to draw; and I promise them, that, as soon as I can
possibly alight on anything horrible, uncommon, or impossible, it shall
go hard, but I will make it afford them entertainment. This being
premised, I turn with great complacency to the fourth class of my
readers, who are men, or, if possible, women after my own heart; grave,
philosophical, and investigating; fond of analyzing characters, of
taking a start from first causes, and so hunting a nation down, through
all the mazes of innovation and improvement. Such will naturally be
anxious to witness the first development of the newly-hatched colony,
and the primitive manners and customs prevalent among its inhabitants,
during the halcyon reign of Van Twiller, or the Doubter.
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