Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 1 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 1 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Among the wrecks and fragments of exalted wisdom, which have floated
down the stream of time from venerable antiquity, and been picked up by
those humble but industrious wights who ply along the shores of
literature, we find a shrewd ordinance of Charondas the Locrian
legislator. Anxious to preserve the judicial code of the State from the
additions and amendments of country members and seekers of popularity,
he ordained that, whoever proposed a new law, should do it with a halter
about his neck; whereby, in case his proposition were rejected, they
just hung him up—and there the matter ended.
The effect was, that for more than two hundred years there was but one
trifling alteration in the judicial code; and legal matters were so
clear and simple that the whole race of lawyers starved to death for
want of employment. The Locrians, too, being freed from all incitement
to litigation, lived very lovingly together, and were so happy a people
that they make scarce any figure in history; it being only your
litigious, quarrelsome, rantipole nations who make much noise in the
world.
I have been reminded of these historical facts in coming to treat of the
internal policy of William the Testy. Well would it have been for him
had he in the course of his universal acquirements stumbled upon the
precaution of the good Charondas, or had he looked nearer home at the
protectorate of Oloffe the Dreamer, when the community was governed
without laws. Such legislation, however, was not suited to the busy,
meddling mind of William the Testy. On the contrary, he conceived that
the true wisdom of legislation consisted in the multiplicity of laws. He
accordingly had great punishments for great crimes, and little
punishments for little offences. By degrees the whole surface of society
was cut up by ditches and fences, and quickset hedges of the law, and
even the sequestered paths of private life so beset by petty rules and
ordinances, too numerous to be remembered, that one could scarce walk at
large without the risk of letting off a spring-gun or falling into a
man-trap.
In a little while the blessings of innumerable laws became apparent; a
class of men arose to expound and confound them. Petty courts were
instituted to take cognizance of petty offences, pettifoggers began to
abound; and the community was soon set together by the ears.
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