Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
He moreover issued a proclamation, inviting the inhabitants to submit to
the authority of their High Mightinesses; but declaring, with unexampled
clemency, that whoever refused should be lodged at the public expense,
in a goodly castle provided for the purpose, and have an armed retinue
to wait on them in the bargain. In consequence of these beneficent
terms, about thirty Swedes stepped manfully forward and took the oath of
allegiance; in reward for which they were graciously permitted to remain
on the banks of the Delaware, where their descendants reside at this
very day. I am told, however, by divers observant travellers, that they
have never been able to get over the chapfallen looks of their
ancestors, but that they still do strangely transmit from father to son
manifest marks of the sound drubbing given them by the sturdy
Amsterdammers.
[Illustration:
“MYNHEER WILLIAM BEEKMAN.”
]
The whole country of New Sweden, having thus yielded to the arms of the
triumphant Peter, was reduced to a colony called South River, and placed
under the superintendence of a lieutenant-governor, subject to the
control of the supreme government of New Amsterdam. This great dignitary
was called Mynheer William Beekman, or rather _Beck_-man, who derived
his surname, as did Ovidious Naso of yore, from the lordly dimensions of
his nose, which projected from the centre of his countenance, like the
beak of a parrot. He was the great progenitor of the tribe of the
Beekmans, one of the most ancient and honorable families of the
province, the members of which do gratefully commemorate the origin of
their dignity,—not as your noble families in England would do, by having
a glowing proboscis emblazoned in their escutcheon, but by one and all
wearing a right goodly nose, stuck in the very middle of their faces.
Thus was this perilous enterprise gloriously terminated, with the loss
of only two men: Wolfert Van Horne, a tall spare man, who was knocked
overboard by the boom of a sloop in a flaw of wind; and fat Brom Van
Bummels, who was suddenly carried off by an indigestion; both, however,
were immortalized, as having bravely fallen in the service of their
country. True it is, Peter Stuyvesant had one of his limbs terribly
fractured in the act of storming the fortress; but as it was fortunately
his wooden leg, the wound was promptly and effectually healed.
And now nothing remains to this branch of my history but to mention that
this immaculate hero, and his victorious army, returned joyously to the
Manhattoes; where they made a solemn and triumphant entry, bearing with
them the conquered Risingh, and the remnant of his battered crew, who
had refused allegiance; for it appears that the gigantic Swede had only
fallen into a swoon, at the end of the battle, from which he was
speedily restored by a wholesome tweak of the nose.
[Illustration:
“THE OLD WOMEN FLOCKED AROUND ANTONY.”
]
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