Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
So insolent and mutinous a request would have been enough to have roused
the gorge of the tranquil Van Twiller himself,—what then must have been
its effect upon the great Stuyvesant, who was not only a Dutchman, a
governor, and a valiant wooden-legged soldier to boot, but withal a man
of the most stomachful and gun-powder disposition? He burst forth into a
blaze of indignation,—swore not a mother’s son of them should see a
syllable of it,—that as to their advice or concurrence, he did not care
a whiff of tobacco for either,—that they might go home, and go to bed
like old women; for he was determined to defend the colony himself,
without the assistance of them or their adherents! So saying he tucked
his sword under his arm, cocked his hat upon his head, and girding up
his loins, stumped indignantly out of the council-chamber, everybody
making room for him as he passed.
No sooner was he gone than the busy burgomasters called a public meeting
in front of the Stadthouse, where they appointed as chairman one Dofue
Roerback, formerly a meddlesome member of the cabinet during the reign
of William the Testy, but kicked out of office by Peter Stuyvesant on
taking the reins of government. He was, withal, a mighty gingerbread
baker in the land, and reverenced by the populace as a man of dark
knowledge, seeing that he was the first to imprint New-Year cakes with
the mysterious hieroglyphics of the Cock and Breeches, and such like
magical devices.
This burgomaster, who still chewed the cud of ill-will against Peter
Stuyvesant, addressed the multitude in what is called a patriotic
speech, informing them of the courteous summons which the governor had
received, to surrender, of his refusal to comply therewith, and of his
denying the public even a sight of the summons, which doubtless
contained conditions highly to the honor and advantage of the province.
[Illustration:
“A PUBLIC MEETING IN FRONT OF THE STADTHOUSE.”
]
He then proceeded to speak of his Excellency in high-sounding terms of
vituperation, suited to the dignity of his station; comparing him to
Nero, Caligula, and other flagrant great men of yore; assuring the
people that the history of the world did not contain a despotic outrage
equal to the present. That it would be recorded in letters of fire, on
the blood-stained tablet of history! That ages would roll back with
sudden horror when they came to view it! That the womb of time (by the
way, your orators and writers take strange liberties with the womb of
time, though some would fain have us believe that time is an old
gentleman)—that the womb of time, pregnant as it was with direful
horrors, would never produce a parallel enormity!—with a variety of
other heart-rending, soul-stirring tropes and figures, which I cannot
enumerate; neither, indeed, need I, for they were of the kind which even
to the present day form the style of popular harangues and patriotic
orations, and may be classed in rhetoric under the general title of
RIGMAROLE.
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