Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
Long hung the contest doubtful; for though a heavy shower of rain, sent
by the “cloud-compelling Jove,” in some measure cooled their ardor, as
doth a bucket of water thrown on a group of fighting mastiffs, yet did
they but pause for a moment, to return with tenfold fury to the charge.
Just at this juncture a vast and dense column of smoke was seen slowly
rolling toward the scene of battle. The combatants paused for a moment,
gazing in mute astonishment, until the wind, dispelling the murky cloud,
revealed the flaunting banner of Michael Paw, the Patroon of Communipaw.
That valiant chieftain came fearlessly on at the head of a phalanx of
oysterfed Pavonians and a _corps de reserve_ of the Van Arsdales and Van
Bummels, who had remained behind to digest the enormous dinner they had
eaten. These now trudged manfully forward, smoking their pipes with
outrageous vigor, so as to raise the awful cloud that has been
mentioned, but marching exceedingly slow, being short of leg, and of
great rotundity in the belt.
And now the deities who watched over the fortunes of the Nederlanders
having unthinkingly left the field, and stepped into a neighboring
tavern to refresh themselves with a pot of beer, a direful catastrophe
had wellnigh ensued. Scarce had the myrmidons of Michael Paw attained
the front of battle, when the Swedes, instructed by the cunning Risingh,
levelled a shower of blows full at their tobacco-pipes. Astounded at
this assault, and dismayed at the havoc of their pipes, these ponderous
warriors gave way, and like a drove of frightened elephants broke
through the ranks of their own army. The little Hoppers were borne down
in the surge; the sacred banner emblazoned with the gigantic oyster of
Communipaw was trampled in the dirt; on blundered and thundered the
heavy-sterned fugitives, the Swedes pressing on their rear and applying
their feet _a parte poste_ of the Van Arsdales and the Van Bummels with
a vigor that prodigiously accelerated their movements; nor did the
renowned Michael Paw himself fail to receive divers grievous and
dishonorable visitations of shoe-leather.
[Illustration:
“ON BLUNDERED AND THUNDERED THE HEAVY-STERNED FUGITIVES.”
]
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