English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“We’m Plymouth Brethren from conscience,” she said. “You ban’t gwaine to
object, surely—you as have come here to preach charity an’ such like?”
Mr. Budd flushed.
“I’ve come to do my duty, ma’am, and don’t need to be told what that is
by my parishioners, I hope. All servants of the vicarage will, as a
matter of course, go to church twice every Sunday, and upon week-days
also, if I express any wish to that effect.”
“Let ’em, then,” answered the old woman, fiercely. “You can bind ’em in
chains of iron, if you will, an’ they’m feeble-hearted enough to let ’e.
But us won’t. Us be what we be, an’ Plymouth Brethren have got somethin’
better to do than go hunting foxes, whether or no. I’m a growed woman,
an’ Joseph’s my husband, an’ he shan’t be in bondage to no man. To
squire’s garden he shall go, an’ save his sawl alive, so now then! Gude
evening, sir.”
“If I may have a tell—” began Joseph, in a tremor of emotion; but his
wife cut him short.
“You may not,” she cried sternly. “You come home. Least said soonest
mended. Awnly I’m sorry to God as a Cæsar of all the Roosias have come
to Postbridge instead of a Christian creature.”
So saying, she clutched Joseph and led him away. But on their silent
journey homeward Mr. Hannaford pondered this tremendous circumstance
deeply. Then, at his cottage gate, he rallied and spoke his mind.
“We’ve done wrong,” he said, “an’ I be gwaine back again to confess to it
afore I sleep this night.”
“We’ve done right. You’ll save your sawl an’ take seventeen shilling an’
sixpence. You’ll be a martyr for conscience, an’ I be proud of ’e.”
“Martyr or no martyr, I knaw a silly auld woman, an’ I ban’t proud of ’e
at all, nor of myself neither. Anything in reason I’d do for you, an’
have done ever since I took you; but being put to work in cold blood
under Smallridge is more’n I will do for you or for all the Plymouth
Brothers that ever bleated hell-fire to a decent man. I won’t go under
Smallridge. He’d make me sweat enough to float a ship; an’ at my time of
life ’twould shorten my days.”
“The Lord’ll help ’e, Joseph.”
“Lord helps those who help theerselves.”
“You’m gwaine to the Hall, however, for I’ve said it.”
“Not me—never.”
“You be, Joseph Hannaford, as I’m a living woman.”
“No. Not for nobody, Jane! I’ve never crossed you in my life; I’ve
knuckled under like a worm for forty-three year, an’ shall henceforward
just the same; but wheer Smallridge be in question I’m iron. I go to
church next Sunday.”
“You never shall!”
“I always shall—an’ glad to get back. ’Twas a very silly thing to leave
it.”
Mrs. Hannaford put her fowl-like nose within two inches of her husband’s.
“I dare you to do it.”
“Ban’t no use flustering yourself, my old dear. Every human man’s got
one kick in him. An’ kick I’m gwaine to this instant moment.”
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