English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Ess,” said the white-bearded Cramphorn, “ghostes of men an’ ghostes of
hosses tu. Ban’t many parishes as can shaw ’e such a brave turnout of
holy phantoms, I lay. You might have seed that ruin in the fir trees
’pon top of the cliff as you comed down the hill p’raps? Wheer the
fishermen’s gardens be. Well, ’twas a famous mansion in the old days,
though now sinked to a mere landmark for mackerel boats. But the
Stapledons lived theer in times agone, an’ lorded it awver all the land
so far as Dartymouth, ’tis thought. Of course they died like theer
neighbours, an’ many a brave funeral passed out-along wheer I grow my bit
of kale to-day. Yet no account taken till theer comed the terrible
business of Lady Emma Stapledon—poor soul. Her was ordered by her
cold-hearted faither to marry a Lunnon man for his money—a gay young
youth of gert renown, an’ as big a rip as ever you see, an’ a very evil
character, but thousands of pounds in the bank to soften people’s minds.
Her wouldn’t take him, however, an’ peaked an’ pined, till at last—two
nights afore the marriage-day—her went out alone along that dangerous
edge of cliff what be named the Devil’s Tight-rope. In charity us’ll say
the poor maiden’s foot slipped, though if it did, why for should her
funeral walk ever since when January comes round? Anyway it shows her
had Christian burial no doubt, an’ the funeral can be seen
evermore—hosses an’ men, hearse an’ coffin. Every moony night in January
it may be marked stealin’ like a fog awver the tilth by the old road from
the ruined gates; an’ to see it only axes a pinch of faith in the
beholder. I’ve watched it scores o’ dozens o’ times—all so black as sin
an’ silent as the grave. My sweat falled like rain fust time I seed it,
but I minded how the Lord looks arter His awn. Of course an honest,
church-going man’s out o’ the reach o’ ghostes.”
Mr. Cramphorn stopped and buried his beautiful Roman nose in some rum and
water. Then Mrs. Pearn, mistress of the “Golden Anchor,” mended the
fire, and a man, sitting in the ingle, asked a question.
“Where’s Jenifer to? ’Tis late for her to be out alone.”
The old woman answered:—
“Gone up the hill for green stuff. Her laughs at all you silly men. I
told her how ’twas the time for Lady Emma’s death-coach; but her said so
long as they didn’t want her to get in an’ sit along wi’ she, her’d not
mind no death-coaches, nor ghostes neither.”
“’Tis very unseemly for a maid to talk so,” declared the stranger,
gravely. “Them as flout spirits often have to pay an ugly reckoning.”
Others were also of this mind and Mr. Cramphorn gave instances.
“My stars! You’m makin’ me cream with fear, I’m sure,” said Mrs. Pearn,
after supping full on their horrid recollections; “best to go up the
hill, Jonathan Godbeer, an’ find the wench. ’Tis your work, seeing you’m
tokened to her.”
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