English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Question is what be honest an’ what ban’t. Things ban’t dishonest
’cause Parliament says so,” growled a long-faced, sour man. “Free
tradin’s the right answer to wrongful laws, an’ ’tis for them up-along to
mend Justice, not rob us.”
Jonathan Godbeer, however, stoutly applauded Mr. Bluett.
“I be just a simple fisherman myself,” he said; “but what I can do
against they French rascals I will do. You may count upon me.”
Mr. Bluett regarded Johnny Cramphorn and saw that the patriarch’s eyes
were fixed on Godbeer and full of amazement.
“You to say that!” he murmured, “you—when us all knows—but ban’t no
business of mine, thank the Lord. At least you may count upon an old man
to stand by the King and his lawful laws, same as I always have and
always will so long as I be spared.”
Riotous laughter greeted these noble sentiments, and Bluett, vaguely
aware that the company laughed as much with the ancient as at him,
departed to bed. He was staying at the “Golden Anchor” until his
lodgment at Daleham should be ready for him.
CHAPTER II
Great confusion, shouting and swearing kept Robert Bluett wakeful for
some time, and next morning he learned the reason of it. As he walked
early upon the quay before breakfast, tried to master the intricate
coast-line at a glance and longed to be afloat that he might get a wider
and juster view of the red and honeycombed cliffs, a woebegone figure
approached him—a bent and hobbling creature that crawled on two sticks,
wore a three-cornered hat and had his right eye concealed by a big black
patch. Only the flowing beard of Johnny Cramphorn proclaimed him.
“God save you, Master Bluett, or I should say ‘Cap’n Bluett,’” he began.
“The very man I wanted for to see.”
“Who’s been clawing you?” asked the Excise Officer.
“Who but the Dowl’s own anointed? You heard the tantara in the tap-room?
Well, ’twas upon an aged piece like me they varmints falled like heathen
wolves. Look here!”
He lifted his patch and showed a pale blue eye set in a bruise as black
as ink. Thus seen it suggested a jackdaw’s.
“Jonathan Godbeer’s hand done that—the Lord judge un! Wi’ his bullock’s
fist he knocked me down, ’cause I withstood un to his face, like the
prophet withstood David.”
“Ban’t no quarrel of mine,” said Mr. Bluett, “though if all I hear be
true, me an’ Godbeer may fall out afore the world’s much older.”
“Ess—if you’m honest, you’ll fall out wi’ him. ’Twas honesty brought me
these cruel bruises. When you’d gone, I rose in my wrath an’ axed un how
he dared to lie to you so open; then he smote me.”
Mr. Bluett’s natural probity here led him into unwisdom.
“To be plain,” he said, “I haven’t heard no very good account of you
neither.”
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