English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I be well again,” she said, “yet I wish I hadn’t seen no such dreadful
contrivance, I’m sure. ’Tis a very sad thing, an’ mother sez how Parson
Yates did ought to be axed to faace they phantoms in the name of the Lord
wi’ a bell, a book an’ a cannel, ’cordin’ to the right an’ holy way in
such matters. But Gran’faither Newte an’ Toby Pearn, my great-uncle, an’
a gude few other auld parties say that Lady Emma’s funeral be the
chiefest glory of Daleham an’ ’twould be a thousand pities to go an’ lay
it wi’ a bit of parson’s work.”
The officer was interested.
“For my part,” he said, “I think if the poor soul killed herself two
hundred years ago, ’tis time her was laid peaceful an’ reg’lar as by law
appointed. ’Tis all us can do for ghostes; to lay ’em; an’ even then it
axes a clergyman. An’ the holiest have got to mind theer _p_’s an’
_q_’s, for, make a mistake, an’ so like as not they’m tored to pieces for
their trouble.”
“I’d rather not hear tell no more about it,” answered Jenifer, shivering
and looking uneasily about her. “But this I knaw; Parson Yates ban’t the
man for the job—so meek as Moses he be, an’ would run from a goose, let
alone a ghostey.”
“If ’tis proved his duty, he’ve got to faace it, however,—same as all of
us has got to faace our duty,” declared Mr. Bluett.
CHAPTER III
A week elapsed and the tragic dispute between Merry Jonathan and his
ancient ally grew into a nine days’ wonder. That the new-come
representative of law was responsible for their quarrel none doubted, for
Mr. Bluett had arrived in an hour not auspicious from the smugglers’
standpoint. He was at Daleham a fortnight earlier than most people
expected him, and the presence of himself and his mates had threatened
directly to interfere with greater matters than he guessed. Yet the
secret of a cargo, its arrival nigh Daleham and the hour and place, now
came frankly into Robert Bluett’s keeping, since old Cramphorn—his
friendship turned to gall under Godbeer’s heavy hands—for once followed
the unfamiliar paths of rectitude. So, at least, he declared to the
Exciseman, though even Mr. Bluett, whose mind was cast in simple mould,
perceived that a private hatred and a private grudge were responsible for
the patriarch’s treachery, rather than any desire to do right. It was
mention of his former partner that always stung old Johnny into passion,
made his beard shake and his voice go shrill and cracked.
“A mighty haul of French fishes—brandy—baccy—lace an’ such like; an’ now
I’m a changed man an’ shall take no part,” he explained to his new
friend.
“Theer’s foreign fal-lals ’bout that young woman to the inn,” said Mr.
Bluett. “Stuff that never comed honest about her neck, I’ll swear.”
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