L.P.M. : The End of the Great WarBarney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
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L.P.M. : The End of the Great War
Barney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“They will not let you get within a block of them. Do you think it will
be possible to persuade one of the German servants to find out from the
soldiers? I would pay any price.”
“Well, I will dress myself like the cook and go out and flirt with one
of the soldiers for $2. I’m a little badly off for money myself just
about this time.”
“Lawrence, you must stop joking. I tell you, something must be done.”
“Leave me think, leave me think,” said the irrepressible.
“_Donnerwetter_, I have it! What time does the Hohenzollern Glee Club
arrive?”
“At nine o’clock.”
“And you come on immediately after the ‘First Part,’ succeeding which I
suppose Lohengrin will sing his Duck Ditty, while the Boy Scout,
dressed as Uncle Tom’s Cabin, after biting the triggers off all the
guns, and pulling his wig well down over his eyes”--imitating the
action--“will sally forth into the limpid limelights, and after he has
been shot once in the face by a 16-inch howitzer and has been played
upon in the rear by a battery of machine guns, he will limp on with the
regular limp of the old Virginia servant and die at your feet, but not
until I have whispered their secret into the heel of your boot.”
Edestone had known Lawrence long enough to understand that all of this
nonsense meant that his really bright mind was working, and that he had
some definite plan in view. The best way to handle him, he had found
out, was to let his exuberance of spirit have free swing, so he replied
in the same melodramatic manner: “Good, my faithful District Messenger
Boy. Now in what way can I assist you in your wonderful scheme?”
“Leave all to me, Lord Reginald Bolingbroke, and before the clock on
yon ‘back drop’ strikes eight bells, you will know what is hidden
beneath these veils of mystery.”
“I can depend upon you,” Edestone eyed him searchingly, “and no
mistake?”
“On the life of me mother who lies dead beneath the sacred soil of dear
old Idaho!” With a wave of an imaginary sword, and jumping astride an
imaginary stick horse, he saluted and galloped from the room, singing
“It’s a Long Way to Tipperary.”
“I wonder what that dare-devil is up to,” thought Edestone.
Nevertheless he believed that Lawrence would accomplish his purpose.
Presently his attention was attracted by the beams of a searchlight
crossing the window, and looking out he saw those great white arms
stretching up from every part of the city.
“They expect me to show my teeth tonight,” he said.
The distant tapping of drums showed that troops were moving in all
parts of Berlin, and they were beginning to form in the streets below.
It was easy to see by which route the Emperor was coming, or at least
by which route he wished the people to think he was going to arrive.
Edestone dressed hurriedly, although James seemed to think that
something extra should be done.
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