L.P.M. : The End of the Great WarBarney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
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L.P.M. : The End of the Great War
Barney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Dinner, it must be confessed, was very like the gathering of the
distant relatives the night before the funeral of the rich old maid of
the family. Lawrence’s jokes were either not heard or were received
with sad-eyed contortions of the face that were less like a smile than
the premonition of a sneeze. The strain was so great that as they were
having their coffee a sudden clatter in the street came as an immense
relief.
The air was instantly filled with the subdued noise of the different
members of the household taking their various places. The Acting
Ambassador and Mrs. Jones went out of the dining-room and took a
position near the door of the large reception room, leaving Edestone
and Lawrence alone. They had previously explained to Edestone what he
must do when they notified him that it was time for him to come in and
be presented.
“Lawrence,” he said when the servants had all gone, “won’t you tell me
what you have decided on? I am rather curious to know your plan.”
Lawrence, who had grown quite serious for him, came around from his
place and lighting a cigarette sat down close to him.
“You know Prince Fritz Funk?” he leaned over to whisper.
“Of course,” said Edestone.
“Well,” continued Lawrence, “I’m supposed to look something like him. I
am just his height. He has, as you know, certain striking mannerisms,
which when he is drinking are accentuated. I have all last year been
amusing the officers at the clubs by giving imitations of him, and they
do say I am better than he is himself.
“Now all the soldiers stationed in and about Berlin know Fritzie’s
peculiarities, so I propose to impersonate him tonight while he is in
here drinking the Ambassador’s champagne. My man is to get his helmet,
‘_avec le grand panache_,’ and his long gray-blue military cape, and
with my riding boots and spurs and a sword, I shall be able to fool
those boobs out there; that is, if they don’t throw on me one of those
damned spot lights. If they do, G-o-o-d-n-i-g-h-t! Then I can only say
that I am doing it on a bet. But I hardly think that would save me in
these times. The least I could expect would be a term in prison for
insulting the uniform. I will go down in history as ‘Little Boy Blue up
in the air.’”
“It’s a big risk you’re taking,” frowned Edestone, “and were there any
other way I would not allow you to do this. But if you do succeed, you
will go down in history in a way you could never dream. Lawrence, if
you get back safely with this information, I will make you a present of
$1,000,000.”
Lawrence looked at his friend as if he thought that he had lost his
mind, but when he saw the look of determination on Edestone’s strong
face, which seemed to have aged within the hour, and when he felt the
grip of his powerful hand, he knew that he meant every word he said.
“By God, old man,” he said with a little break in his voice, “you
should be the Emperor instead of his nibs out there.”
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