L.P.M. : The End of the Great WarBarney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
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L.P.M. : The End of the Great War
Barney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“Why is not that cover on straight? Did you not receive orders that
these--” and as Lawrence had not the slightest idea what “these” were,
he substituted a loud hiccough for the unknown name, and contented
himself with pointing with an unsteady hand. “Did you not understand
these had to be perfectly concealed? Now that one is not perfectly
concealed, for I can see perfectly what it is, so take that cover off
and put it on straight. And be quick about it or I will report you for
untidiness.”
The Lieutenant, who was one of the very young recruits now officering
the German Army, feeling overpowered by the presence of Royalty, had
given the order, and the men were unstrapping the cover when the
Captain came up.
“What are you doing there?” he demanded. Then turning sharply to the
young Lieutenant he said in the most brutal manner:
“Don’t you know that the orders are not to take these covers off, not
until the very last minute, not until everything else has been tried
and has failed to bring her down.”
“But His Royal Highness,” stammered the younger officer, “has ordered
this cover off because it is not on straight.”
“But, Your Royal Highness,” expostulated the Captain, although in the
most deferential manner, “don’t you think that this cover is on
straight enough?”
“What! Do you mean to contradict me?” Lawrence almost screamed. “I say
that the cover is not on straight, and I have ordered this fool to take
it off and put it on straight, perfectly straight.”
“But that is impossible,” said the Captain, warily keeping out of reach
of His Royal Highness’s fists. “The orders are that these covers are
not to come off until the American flying machine makes its appearance,
and if it does not appear, the covers are not to come off at all. These
are the orders of the General Staff, and Your Royal Highness must
realize that they have to be obeyed.”
“Well,” said Lawrence with the persistency of a drunken man, talking at
the top of his voice, “if you do not put that cover on straight I will
report you, and you will be court-martialled for insulting a Prince of
the Blood.”
All the while he kept swaying as if he were about to fall.
Straightening himself up with much difficulty and assuming a drunken
dignity he started to go away; but as if he were unable to free his
intoxicated mind from the one idea that obsessed it, he turned and
changed his tone to a persuasive one.
“I don’t insist that you take the cover off,” he laughed, “I only
insist that it be straightened, because you can see as well as I that
it is not on perfectly straight, and your orders were to put these
covers on straight, perfectly straight.”
The Captain, now thoroughly amused, and deciding that the best way was
to humour him, thought, since his orders were only not to remove, that
he would be able to satisfy the Prince without directly disobeying his
instructions. He therefore ordered the men to unstrap the cover and
pull it around.
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