L.P.M. : The End of the Great WarBarney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
Science
L.P.M. : The End of the Great War
Barney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“Beg pardon, sir,” he urged, showing his embarrassment at not being able
to stand, “but I am the only one who knows how Mr. Edestone likes his
dinner clothes laid out, and his whole evening will be spoiled without
me, sir. I only ask to be allowed to break in the new man, sir, as
starting right in laying out a gentleman’s clothes is half the battle,
sir.”
“Don’t you think, you have had enough of a battle for one day, you dear
old fighting fossil?” asked Lawrence in a tone of real affection, for
there is nothing which draws men together, regardless of rank, more
quickly than to fight on the same side, and he could not help but admire
the cool manner in which the valet had borne himself under fire.
“Thank you, sir, but mightn’t I be allowed to see to his bath, sir? A
drop of hot water in it turns his stomach for a week. Just let me do
that, and I will come straight back to these very kind persons.” He
glanced about at the men of science with the condescending manner of the
English upper servant in dealing with the shopkeeper class.
But Lawrence shook his head. “I’m sorry, James, but--” he bowed low to
the grinning circle of doctors and nurses, and assumed his most
grandiloquent air--“you are now in the hands of the only acknowledged
ruling class of the twentieth century, who hold you with a grip of
steel, but whose touch is as gentle as a mother’s kiss. So get out your
knitting, Old Socks; you are doomed.”
He turned with a laugh and a new impersonation to the surgeon as he left
the room.
“Thank you, Doc. You’ve cert’nly been kind to me, a poor working
girl. Just send the bill to Mr. Edestone. He is my greatest gentleman
friend.”
In his room, which was reached by an elevator, he found the ship’s
tailor waiting for him; but after this functionary had taken his measure
and gone, he had an opportunity to look around.
He was in a room, he found, a parlour or sitting-room, about fifteen by
twenty, neatly but handsomely furnished, and suggesting to him in its
general appearance the owner’s apartments on the largest and most
perfectly equipped yachts. There was this difference, however, that
nothing about it indicated that it was ever off an even keel. There
were no racks or other contrivances to suggest that it was prepared to
turn in any direction at an angle of forty-five degrees, and which to
the land-lubber causes qualms even while the ship is still tied to the
dock.
It might indeed have been a handsome living-room in a bachelor’s
apartment, but for the windows, which at the first glance seemed to be
of the ordinary French casement form, running down to the floor, and
looking as if they might open out onto a balcony; but to his surprise,
he found, when he pulled aside the heavy curtains, that they looked into
a perfectly blank white wall about two inches from the glass.
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