L.P.M. : The End of the Great WarBarney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
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L.P.M. : The End of the Great War
Barney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“Mr. Edestone looked as if he meant serious business all right,” said
one of the officers. “Listen! I hear the wireless sending a message
now.”
Lawrence listened, and repeated as he heard: “The Little Peace Maker is
now running for Kiel, where she will arrive at 8:30. At 8:45 I will
begin to drop tons of lyddite and dynamite on the decks of all German
ships of war, and in order that there may be no unnecessary loss of life
I give this notice.”
The instrument stopped, but Lawrence continued, as if still catching and
translating the message:
“And realizing the extreme supersensitiveness of the German sailors, we
are sending ahead by Parcel Post baskets for the cats and cages for the
canaries. The women and babies, being contraband, must go down with the
ships.”
They were now slowly swinging around the Palace, and as the people of
Berlin knew nothing, they took the accepted German position, which was
that Edestone was afraid of the Kaiser’s wrath, and they therefore came
flocking out into the streets to see him dip his flag to that of the
all-powerful German Empire.
Lawrence noted that the Imperial standard was no longer flying over the
Palace. “It looks,” said he, “as if we would have to put in an
under-study for the leading man.”
And then as if some sudden idea had struck him, he rushed from the
bridge, and while the Little Peace Maker was slowly passing over the
plaza in front of the Palace, the men on the bridge saw with a mingled
feeling of horror and delight a large black object, which resembled a
submarine mine, dropping from the port side of the ship, and they stood
in breathless expectation of seeing the hideous Renaissance monument,
erected by Schluter, blown to atoms. When the sinister-looking cylinder
struck the pavement it exploded, but instead of death and destruction
the flaggings were strewn with egg-shells, coffee-grounds, and garbage.
“I always did like that French chef,” said Lawrence when he returned to
the bridge, gasping for breath.
“I am sorry,” he added, “that we didn’t have our little lynching bee
this afternoon, but the sinking of a billion dollars’ worth of
battleships must be almost as much fun as hanging a ‘kink.’”
They were now going at top speed, and after waiting about for some time
and finding that Edestone did not return to the bridge, he went to his
room and dressed for dinner.
At dinner Edestone appeared, but he was very quiet.
“Lawrence,” he said, “you must forgive me, but I really am not myself. I
cannot recall at any time in my entire life when I was ever so angry as
I was this afternoon. I think they call it ‘seeing red.’”
“You were ‘seeing red’ all right,” said Lawrence, “and you certainly got
my goat.”
“If one of the men on this ship had been killed, after that pledge had
been given for their safety, I do not know what I would have done.”
“Exactly what do you propose to do?”
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