L.P.M. : The End of the Great WarBarney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
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L.P.M. : The End of the Great War
Barney, J. Stewart (John Stewart)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“I’ll bet I can call the turn, eh, Jack?” Rebener glanced across the
table to Edestone, with a twinkle in his eye. “Didn’t the chap also
tell you with great seriousness, ‘Lord Denton,’ that he had pulled off
more good deals in his ‘little canoe’ than in all the hotel corridors
put together?”
“Well, I sincerely hope it’s the same,” said ‘Lord Denton’. “You can’t
have two such creatures in your country?”
“Was that the chap, ‘Denton,’” broke in “Karlbeck,” “who said to you,
the day that he slapped you on the back, that he was not so strong for
making all this fuss over Princes and things, as in his opinion it
wasn’t democratic?”
“Yes, that was when I was on board his yacht, but he said I was all
right and he didn’t mind spending money on me. ‘This is my pleasure
today,’ he said, ‘although the Boss did say he wanted you treated
right, and his word goes both ways with me. See!’”
“Tell them about your experience with the New York newspaper men,”
suggested “Karlbeck.”
“Oh, that was very amusing! The whole committee would stand around and
laugh while the ‘boys,’ as they called them, had a chance, which
consisted in my being asked the most impertinent questions by a lot of
objectionable little bounders whom they constantly referred to as ‘the
greatest institution of our glorious country,’ at times allowing also
that the country was ‘God’s own.’
“When I objected, some of your most powerful men would say: ‘You had
better tell the reporters something or they’ll get sore on you and
print a lot of lies about your women-folk.’
“The particularly offensive gentleman of whom I have spoken, after
telling me what he thought of the British aristocracy, which was not
always flattering, though I seemed to be exempt, said as he bade me
good-bye: ‘By the way, don’t forget that my wife and two daughters
will be stopping in London next spring.’”
“Well,” inquired Edestone with a faint smile, “you did forget that his
wife and two daughters were stopping in London in the spring, I am
quite sure, and sure that he is convinced you got the best of it.”
“Oh, I say, Mr. Edestone, that was a nasty one! You really would not
have expected me to introduce that fellow at my clubs, would you?”
“No,” said Edestone, toying with something on the table to hide the
smile that played across his lips. “No, no, not at all. The Lord Mayor
of London would have satisfied him.”
He would have dropped the subject there, but pressed by the other man
he continued rather seriously: “Since you ask me, ‘Lord Denton,’ I do
think that you should not have accepted that man’s hospitality unless
you were prepared to return it to a certain extent.”
“Well, what would you have expected His Royal Highness to do--I mean
‘Lord Denton?’” “Karlbeck” corrected himself hastily. Edestone set his
glass down, and looked at the man for a moment. When he finally spoke
it was with a touch of asperity. With a sarcastic smile he said:
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