Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
All the way through, his lawyer kept trying to explain to him touching
on the lamentable rule of averages. He was not concerned with averages
though. He was concerned with the great central idea of saving his
life. To that extent his mind had become a lop-sided mind. Its slants
all ran the same way, like shingles on a roof that slopes.
At length there came a morning when the death-house seemed to close in
on him, tighter and tighter. It no longer was a steel box to enclose
him; it became a steel vise and pinched him. This Scarra was not what
you would call an emotional animal, nor a particularly imaginative
one. Even so, and suddenly, he saw those bolt-heads in the ironwork as
staring unmerciful eyes all vigilantly cocked to see how he took the
news. And his thinking, instead of being scattered, now came to a focus
upon a contingency which through weeks past he had carried in the back
lobe.
"I'm just as sore about this as you are, Tony," the lawyer said. "It
hurts me almost as much as it hurts you. Why, look here, yours is the
first case I ever lost--the first capital case, I mean. All the others,
I got 'em off somehow--acquittal or a hung jury or a mistrial or a
retrial or, if it looked bad, we took a plea in the second degree and
the fellow went up the road for a stretch. It's my reputation that's
at stake in this thing; this thing is bound to hurt my record--the
conviction standing and all. So naturally, not only on my own account
but on yours, I've done everything I could--claiming reversible errors
and taking an appeal and now this last scheme of asking the judges
to reopen the case on the ground of newly discovered evidence. We've
fought it along with stays and delays for nearly eight months now,
going all the way up to the highest court in the state, and here today
I have to come and tell you we've been turned down there. It's hard on
me, don't forget that, Tony. It'll hurt me in New York. You know what
your crowd call me there--the Technicality Kid?"
"You was recommended to me as one swell mouthpiece and I sent for you
and you came up and I hired you," answered Scarra in a recapitulation
of vain grievances, "and you took my jack and you kept on taking it
till you milked me clean, pretty near it, and now you stand there and
tell me you're through!"
"No, I'm not through either," the lawyer made haste to say. "There's
still the chance the governor might commute the sentence. You know how
often that happens--men being reprieved right at the very last minute,
as you might say. Oh, I'm going to the governor next. We've still got
nearly a month left, Tony, and a lot could happen in a month."
"Swell chance I've got with this governor, and you know it. He's a
politician, ain't he? Can't you see these here rube papers riding him
if he should let off the 'Big City Gunman'? Ain't that their gentlest
name for me? No, you quit stalling and listen to me a minute."
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