Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
General
Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
Of that triumvirate of East Side connivers, there remains the third and
least important member, Isgrid, he who, scheming on his own account
and in his own protection, had played for safety by smuggling to the
late Scarra not number twelve, the poisonous capsule, but number
eleven, the harmless one. Let us not spend all our sympathy upon Mr.
Finburg but rather let us reserve some portion of it for Isgrid.
For this one, he too suffered a grievous disappointment. It befell
when, having patched the parted halves of his thousand-dollar bill,
he undertook to pass it. It was refused, not because it was pasted
together but because it was counterfeit.
THE COWBOY AND THE LADY--AND HER PA
[Decoration]
From up on the first level of the first shelf of the wagon road above
Avalanche Creek came the voice of Dad Wheelis, the wagon-train boss,
addressing his front span. The mules had halted at the head of the
steep grade to twist about in the traces and, with six 'cello-shaped
heads stretched over the rim and twice that many somber eyes fixed
on the abyss swimming in a green haze beneath them, to contemplate
its outspread glories while they got their wind back. It was evident
Dad thought the breathing space sufficiently had been prolonged. On a
beautiful clearness his words dropped down through the spicy dry air.
"Git up!" he bade the sextet with an affectionate violence, and
you could hear his whip-lash where it crackled like a string of
firecrackers above the drooping ears of the lead team. "Git up, you
scenery-lovin' _so-and-soes_!"
There was an agonized whine of tires and hubs growing faint and fainter
and Mrs. Hector Gatling sighed with a profound appreciation.
"How prodigal nature is out here in these Western wilds!" she said.
"Certainly does throw a wicked prod," agreed her daughter, Miss Shirley
Gatling. But her eyes were not fixed where her mother's were.
"Such a climate!" affirmed the senior lady, flinching slightly that the
argot of a newer and an irreverent generation should be invoked in this
cathedral place. "Such views! Such picturesque types everywhere!"
"Not bad-looking mountains across over yonder, at that," said Mr.
Gatling, husband and father of the above, giving his gestured
indorsement to an endless vista of serrated peaks of an average height
of not less than seven thousand feet. "Not bad at all, so long as you
don't have to hoof up any of 'em."
"_Mong père_, he also grows poetic, is it not?" murmured Miss Gatling.
"Now, who'd have ever thunk it, knowing him in his native haunts back
in that dear Pittsburgh!"
Her glance still was leveled in a different direction from the one in
which her elders gazed. Mr. Gatling twisted about so that a foldable
camp-chair creaked under his weight, and looked through his glasses
in the same quarter where his daughter looked. His forehead drew into
wrinkles.
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