Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
The watcher inside the tent saw a caressing arm slip from about his
daughter's body and he caught the sounds but did not make out the sense
of words that passed between them. Then the two silhouettes swung apart
and the boy laughed contentedly and flung an arm aloft in a parting
salute and began singing a catch as he went teetering off toward the
spot where his mates of the outfit already were making the low tilt of
a tarpaulin roof above them pulse to some very sincere snoring. But
before she betook herself to quarters, the girl bided for a long minute
on the verge of the cliff and looked off and away into the studded void
beyond her. She seemed to be checking up on the minor stars to see
whether any of them were missing. But her father knew better than that.
The sidewise cant of her head showed that one of the things she did
was to listen while her late companion served due notice on the night
to such effect as this:
"You monkey with my Lulu,
Tell you what I'll do:
Take out a gun and shoot you,
And carve you plenty too!"
Mr. Gatling drew the flaps together in an abstracted way and _mmphed_
several times.
"Pretty dog-gone spry-looking young geezer at that," he remarked
absently. "Yes, sir, pretty spry-looking."
"Who?"
"Him."
"You actually mean that cowboy?"
"None other than which."
"Oh, Hector! That--that vulgarian, that country bumpkin, that
clodhopper!"
"Now hold on there, Romola. Let's try to be just even if we are
prejudiced. All the clods that kid ever hopped you could put 'em in
your eye without interfering with your eyesight. He's no farm-hand;
he's a cow-hand or was before he got this job of steering tourists
around through these mountains--and that's a very different thing, I
take it. And what he knows he knows blame' well. I wish I could mingle
in with a horse the way he does. When he gets in a saddle he's riveted
there but I only come loose and work out of the socket. And I'd give
about five years off my life to be able to handle a trout-rod like
he can. I claim that in his departments he's a fairly high-grade
proposition. He's aware of it, too, but I don't so much blame him for
that, either. If you don't think well of yourself who else is going to?"
"Why, Hector Gatling, I believe you're really--but no, you couldn't
be! Look at the difference in their stations! Look at their different
environments! Look at their different view-points!"
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