Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"I don't so much blame the judge--he seemed almost sorry for me
when he was hanging the sentence on me. And I don't blame the jury,
either. But you--what you said about me, the way you went at me on
cross-examination, the names you called me when you were summing up! I
swore then that if ever I got a chance at you I'd fix you. And now I've
got my chance--and I've got you right where I want you!"
"Wait--for God's sake, wait!" In a strangled frenzied gurgle the
helpless man pumped forth the entreaty.
"Why should I wait? They don't have capital punishment any more in this
state. All they can do is pile another life term on the one I'm already
doing."
"But wait--oh, please wait! I do seem to remember you now. Maybe--maybe
I was too severe. If I took your case under advisement--if I pardoned
you--if-if--" He was begging so hard that he babbled.
The pressure of that deadly thing at his throat was relaxed the least
bit.
"Now you're getting reasonable," said the lifer. "I thought the thing
I wanted most in the world was to kill you. But after four years here,
liberty would be pretty sweet too. There's one thing they've always
said about you--that you keep your word. Swear you'll keep your trap
shut about what's happened in this shop today, and on top of that swear
to me you'll turn me out of here, and you can go!"
On these terms then the bargain was struck. The governor, having given
his promise, had a good shave, twice over, with witch-hazel for a
lotion, and having somewhat mastered his jumping nerves and regained
his customary dignity, went home with the warden for luncheon.
From the foot of the table, little Mrs. Riddle shot covert smiles at
him--and soft languishing glances. There was meaningness in her manner,
in her caressing voice. Her husband talked along, suspecting nothing.
He thought--if he gave it a thought--that she was flattered at having
the governor at her board. As for the governor, even in his shaken
state he had a secret glowing within.
As he was leaving, he remarked in a casual tone to his host:
"That pet barber of yours--Wyeth, I believe his name is. He interested
me--aroused my sympathy, in fact."
"My wife feels the same way about him," said the warden. "But then,
you know how women are. He's young and well-mannered and she's full of
kindness for every human being."
"Then probably she'd be pleased in case--_h'm_--in case I should grant
him a pardon?"
Warden Riddle gave a start.
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