Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
With that he leads the way to a little shack of a room that Billy
Grimm's got behind his saloon. Al follows along but I observe he's quit
weeping all of a sudden and likewise it looks to me like he's lost or
is losing considerable of his original enthusiasm. He's beginning
to sort of hang back and lag behind by the time they've got to the
doorway, and he casts a sort of pitiful imploring look backwards over
his shoulder; but Good Sam takes him by the arm and leads him on in
and closes the door behind them. The rest of us wait a minute and then
tiptoe up to the door and put our ears close to the crack and listen.
First we hear a match being struck. "Now then, that's the ticket," we
hear Good Sam say very cheerfully; "we don't want to take any chances
on messing this job up by trying to do it in the dark." So from that
we know he's lighted the coal-oil lamp that's in there. Then he
says: "Wait till I open this here back window, so's to let the smoke
out--these old black powder cartridges are a blamed nuisance, going off
inside a house." There's a sound of a sash being raised. "Suppose you
sit down here on this beer box and make yourself comfortable," is what
Good Sam says next. There's a scuffling sound from Little Al's feet
dragging across the floor. "No, that won't hardly do," goes on Good
Sam, "sitting down all caved in the way you are now, I'd only gut-shoot
you and probably you'd linger and suffer and I'd have to plug you a
second time. I'd hate to botch you all up, I would so.
"Tell you what, just stand up with your arms down at your sides....
There, that's better, brother. No, it ain't neither! I couldn't bear
afterwards to think of that forlorn look out of your eyes. The way
they looked out of their eyes is the only thing that ever bothers me
in connection with several of the fellows I've had to shoot heretofore.
Maybe you'll think I'm morbid but things like that certainly do prey
on a fellow's mind afterward--if he's kind-hearted which, without
any flattery, I may say I'm built that way. So while I hate to keep
pestering you with orders when you're hovering on the very brink of
eternity, won't you please just turn around so you'll have your back
to me? Thank you kindly, that'll do splendid. Now you stay perfectly
still and I'll count three, kind of slow, and when I get to 'three'
I'll let you have it slick as a whistle right between the shoulders....
_One!_" And we can hear that old mule's ear of a hammer on that six-gun
go _click, click_. Then: "_Two-o-o!_... Steady, don't wiggle or you're
liable to make me nervous.... _Thr--_"
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