Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
One day in advance of publication date he received a copy of the issue
of the magazine containing the interview with him. It was more than a
mere content. Practically it dominated the number; it led everything
else. And it was more than an interview. It was a character study,
a eulogy for honest endeavor, a tribute to outstanding performance,
an example to oncoming generations--and fully illustrated with
photographs and drawings by a staff artist. It was what they called in
the Achievements shop a whiz and a wow.
A happy pride, almost a boyish pride, puffed up Mr. Golightly as he
walked into his thirty-thousand-a-year apartment on upper Park Avenue
that afternoon after business hours. A terrible and a devastating
humility deflated him an hour later when, without waiting for dinner,
he escaped thence to his club, there to sit through a grief-laden
evening in a secluded corner of the reading-room. Regret filled him;
elsewise he had a sort of punctured look as though all joy and all hope
of future joy had seeped out of his body through many invisible leaks.
As for domestic peace, future fireside comfort, agreeable life in the
collective bosom, if any, of his family--ha, ha! To himself within he
laughed a hollow despairing laugh. He began to understand why strong
men in their prime might look favorably upon suicide as an escape from
it all.
In his ears, like demoniac echoes, rang the semi-hysterical laments of
his womenfolk. There was, to begin with, the poignant memory of what
that outraged woman, Mrs. Golightly, had cried out:
"Wouldn't it be just like him to disgrace us this way? I ask you,
wouldn't it?" Ignoring his abased presence she was addressing her two
daughters, her deep voice rising above their berating tones. "What else
could we have expected from such a father and such a husband? Does he
think of us? Does he give a thought to my efforts to be somebody ever
since we moved here to New York? Does he care for all my scheming to
get you girls into really exclusive society? Or to get you married off
into the right set? Do our ambitions mean anything to him? No, _no_,
NO! What does he do? To gratify his own cheap cravings for notoriety
he lets this shameful detestable vulgar rag expose us before the whole
world. We'll be the laughing stock of everybody. Can you hear what the
Hewitt Strykers will say when they read these awful admissions?"
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