“You will know it when you are seventy-three.” This observation again
came from Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael, and again with a gentle and
attractive smile. It was only the second time that she had spoken; and
throughout the talk into which we now fell as we slowly walked up
and down High Walk, she never took the lead; she left that to the
“downright” tongue--but I noticed, however, that she chose her moments
to follow the lead very aptly. I also perceived plainly that what we
were really going to discuss was not at all the European principle of
marriage-making, but just simply young John and his Hortense; they were
the true kernel of the nut with whose concealing shell Mrs. Gregory was
presenting me, and in proposing an exchange of thoughts she would get
back only more thoughts upon the same subject. It was pretty evident how
much Kings Port was buzzing over all this! They fondly believed they
did not like it; but what would they have done without it? What, indeed,
were they going to do when it was all over and done with, one way or
another? As a matter of fact, they ought to be grateful to Hortense for
contributing illustriously to the excitement of their lives.
“Of course, I am well aware,” Mrs. Gregory pursued, “that the young
people of to-day believe they can all ‘teach their grandmothers to suck
eggs,’ as we say in Kings Port.”
“We say it elsewhere, too,” I mildly put in.
“Indeed? I didn’t know that the North, with its pest of Hebrew and other
low immigrants, had retained any of the good old homely saws which we
brought from England. But do you imagine that if the control of marriage
rested in the hands of parents and grandparents (where it properly
belongs), you would be witnessing in the North this disgusting spectacle
of divorce?”
“But, Mrs. St. Michael--”
“We didn’t invite you to argue when we invited you to walk!” cried the
lady, laughing.
“We should like you to answer the question,” said Mrs. Weguelin St.
Michael.
“And tell us,” Mrs. Gregory continued, “if it’s your opinion that a boy
who has never been married is a better judge of matrimony’s pitfalls
than his father.”
“Or than any older person who has bravely and worthily gone through with
the experience,” Mrs. Weguelin added.
“Ladies, I’ve no mind to argue. But we’re ahead of Europe; we don’t need
their clumsy old plan.”
Mrs. Gregory gave a gallant, incredulous snort. “I shall be interested
to learn of anything that is done better here than in Europe.”
“Oh, many things, surely! But especially the mating of the fashionable
young. They don’t need any parents to arrange for them; it’s much better
managed through precocity.”
“Through precocity? I scarcely follow you.”
And Mrs. Weguelin softly added, “You must excuse us if we do not follow
you.” But her softness nevertheless indicated that if there were any one
present needing leniency, it was myself.
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