Lady Barbarina, The Siege of London, An International Episode, and Other TalesJames, Henry
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Lady Barbarina, The Siege of London, An International Episode, and Other Tales
James, Henry
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Europe -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Where should you have seen us—where should we have gone?” Mrs. Westgate
fairly put to him.
It found Willie Woodley at least ready. “You should have gone to
Hurlingham.”
“No, let Lord Lambeth tell us,” Mrs. Westgate insisted.
“There are plenty of places to go to,” he said—“each one stupider than
the other. I mean people’s houses. They send you cards.”
“No one has sent us a scrap of a card,” Bessie laughed.
Mrs. Westgate attenuated. “We’re very quiet. We’re here as travellers.”
“We’ve been to Madame Tussaud’s,” Bessie further mentioned.
“Oh I say!” cried Lord Lambeth.
“We thought we should find your image there,” said Mrs. Westgate—“yours
and Mr. Beaumont’s.”
“In the Chamber of Horrors?” laughed the young man.
“It did duty very well for a party,” said Mrs. Westgate. “All the women
were _décolletées_, and many of the figures looked as if they could
almost speak.”
“Upon my word,” his lordship returned, “you see people at London parties
who look a long way from that!”
“Do you think Mr. Woodley could find us Mr. Beaumont?” asked the elder of
the ladies.
He stared and looked about. “I daresay he could. Percy sometimes comes
here. Don’t you think you could find him, Woodley? Make a dive or a
dash for it.”
“Thank you; I’ve had enough of violent movement,” said Willie Woodley.
“I’ll wait till Mr. Beaumont comes to the surface.”
“I’ll bring him to see you,” said Lord Lambeth. “Where are you staying?”
“You’ll find the address in my letter—Jones’s Hotel.”
“Oh, one of those places just out of Piccadilly? Beastly hole, isn’t
it?” Lord Lambeth inquired.
“I believe it’s the best hotel in London,” said Mrs. Westgate.
“But they give you awful rubbish to eat, don’t they?” his lordship went
on.
Mrs. Westgate practised the same serenity. “Awful.”
“I always feel so sorry for people who come up to town and go to live in
those dens,” continued the young man. “They eat nothing but filth.”
“Oh I say!” cried Willie Woodley.
“Well, and how do you like London, Miss Alden?” Lord Lambeth asked,
unperturbed by this ejaculation.
The girl was prompt. “I think it grand.”
“My sister likes it, in spite of the ‘filth’!” Mrs. Westgate recorded.
“I hope then you’re going to stop a long time.”
“As long as I can,” Bessie replied.
“And where’s wonderful Mr. Westgate?” asked Lord Lambeth of this
gentleman’s wife.
“He’s where he always is—in that tiresome New York.”
“He must have staying power,” said the young man.
She appeared to consider. “Well, he stays ahead of every one else.”
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