Lady Barbarina, The Siege of London, An International Episode, and Other TalesJames, Henry
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Lady Barbarina, The Siege of London, An International Episode, and Other Tales
James, Henry
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Europe -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Two Américaines—a mother and a daughter. There are Americans and
Americans: when you’re difficiles you’re more so than any one, and when
you’ve pretensions—ah, par exemple, it’s serious. I foresee that with
this little lady everything will be serious, beginning with her café au
lait. She has been staying at the Pension Chamousset—my concurrente, you
know, further up the street; but she’s coming away because the coffee’s
bad. She holds to her coffee, it appears. I don’t know what liquid
Madame Chamousset may dispense under that name, but we’ll do the best we
can for her. Only I know she’ll make me des histoires about something
else. She’ll demand a new lamp for the salon; vous allez voir cela. She
wishes to pay but eleven francs a day for herself and her daughter, tout
compris; and for their eleven francs they expect to be lodged like
princesses. But she’s very ‘ladylike’—isn’t that what you call it in
English? Oh, pour cela, she’s ladylike!”
I caught a glimpse on the morrow of the source of these portents, who had
presented herself at our door as I came in from a walk. She had come in
a cab, with her daughter and her luggage; and with an air of perfect
softness and serenity she now disputed the fare as she stood on the steps
and among her boxes. She addressed her cabman in a very English accent,
but with extreme precision and correctness. “I wish to be perfectly
reasonable, but don’t wish to encourage you in exorbitant demands. With
a franc and a half you’re sufficiently paid. It’s not the custom at
Geneva to give a pourboire for so short a drive. I’ve made inquiries and
find it’s not the custom even in the best families. I’m a stranger, yes,
but I always adopt the custom of the native families. I think it my duty
to the natives.”
“But I’m a native too, moi!” cried the cabman in high derision.
“You seem to me to speak with a German accent,” continued the lady.
“You’re probably from Basel. A franc and a half are sufficient. I see
you’ve left behind the little red bag I asked you to hold between your
knees; you’ll please to go back to the other house and get it. Very
well, si vous me manquez I’ll make a complaint of you to-morrow at the
administration. Aurora, you’ll find a pencil in the outer pocket of my
embroidered satchel; please write down his number—87; do you see it
distinctly?—in case we should forget it.”
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