Lady Bell, volume 2 (of 3) : $b A story of last centuryTytler, Sarah
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Lady Bell, volume 2 (of 3) : $b A story of last century
Tytler, Sarah
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
A great assemblage of pretentious and grotesque figures, who for the
most part could do little else to assume foreign and cast-off native
characters, strutted, stalked, shambled, stamped, bawled, growled, and
squeaked amidst a chorus of loud remarks, shouts of laughter, and roars
of derision. Communication between all save the initiated was next to
impossible.
Lady Bell and Captain Fane lost themselves, and what was worse, could
not find each other, incontinently, and in spite of the magnet which
each formed for the other, and the conclusive test which each believed
he or she could apply to the other.
“This is the very paradise of fools,” thought the not very tolerant
sailor, as he elbowed his way along, and doggedly resisted the audacious
attack on his notice made in very wantonness, or on mistaken premises.
“No, I won’t ogle that intolerable shepherdess, Lady Bell never
perpetrated such a crook.
“If Columbus keep raking me with his glass, as if I sailed in command of
his ship’s consort, I’ll be tempted to give him a knock on the head with
his own telescope. He sail a carvel or discover new lands! He is only
fit for the tub of that Diogenes which Dick Turpin has kicked over!
“What a game for grown men and women! All the rank, wealth, and
intelligence of England engaged in it, as the news prints will have it
to-morrow.
“Where on earth can Lady Bell be? She is not that fair one with the
locks of gold—borrowed locks clearly—over her own dark hair. No, this
lady is several inches too tall, and she walks like a stork, instead of
footing it like a fairy.
“Crossing the line is a joke to this. The Jack Tars have more point in
their gambols. Avast! Yonder goes Neptune with his trident, summoned by
my words from the vasty deep. But I’ll have none of him. I have enough
of him on his own element, to be let off from the contact here.
“Lady Bell is not walking in the minuet. What does she mean by thus
giving me the slip? How do I know what harm she may be running into in
the confounded freedom of this masquerade? All the rage is for
adventures, pleasant or unpleasant. I suppose every pretty woman will be
mortally disappointed if she do not have her share. Oh heavens! the
folly of women, and oh heavens! the folly of men—of a pretended Timon in
a shabby blue jacket for thinking to mend them.”
But Captain Fane was not there in a blue jacket, shabby or otherwise,
else he might not have sought far and wide in vain. He had, between
ignorance and a spice of spite at Lady Bell, because she would not
afford him a clue to her character for the evening, taken no more
distinctive disguise than one of the abounding black dominoes or loose
cloaks, of which there were scores in the room, worn by lazy, shy, or
proud men and women, many of the former of much the same height as
Captain Fane.
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