"Don't _fuss_! If I want cream, I can ask for it. Some people have no
tact. Why wasn't breakfast set in the garden? Nobody thinks of
anything in this house, unless I see after it myself... Let's have a
picnic lunch!"
Martin looked at the Squire, the Squire looked at Martin. Their plans
were made for a long day's golf, and each felt a pang of anticipatory
regret; moreover, each hated picnics, with a true man's hatred.
Grizel's quick eyes caught the glance, and had no difficulty in
understanding its meaning. It seemed indeed that she was thankful of an
opportunity to snap.
"Pray, don't trouble yourselves. We don't want anyone to come on
sufferance. Captain Peignton will look after Teresa, and Cassandra and
I are perfectly happy alone. Go off on your horrid old golf. We don't
want you!"
"I apologise for my wife, Raynor. She is usually quite polite to her
visitors. Just a little atmospheric disturbance. Take no notice.
She'll be sorry by and by."
Grizel looked across the table, and made two separate and deliberate
grimaces, one at the Squire, the other at her husband.
"That's nothing to what I can do, if I choose! Better be careful!
Captain Peignton, do _you_ want to come? You're engaged, of course, and
engaged men used to wish to be with their _fiancees_, but that's all
changed since they began to play golf. I'm a bride of six months, and
my husband vowed before hundreds of witnesses to cherish me all his
life, and you see how he scowls if I ask him to spare me an hour!
Teresa, be warned by me, and break it off unless he gives up golf. I
hate and detest golf. Golf has ruined my life. We'll look after you,
Teresa dear, don't worry! We'll have chicken and mayonnaise, and fruit
and lemonade, and Cassandra and I will dry your tears."
"But I'm coming; I want to come!" Peignton assured her. "It's too hot
for golf, and a picnic would be good fun if we can find a spot where
there's some air, and not too much undergrowth. I like to eat at a
picnic, not to be eaten myself. I was up half a dozen times last night
anointing myself with ammonia."
"I know a place. I spotted it a week ago. Just beyond Queensdom, the
cliff shelves steeply and leaves a patch of shade open to all the air
there is. It's quite a short walk,--a mile or a mile and a half; the
servants can leave the baskets, and come back for their own lunch, and
in the afternoon we'll sleep, Cassandra and I, and discuss the
iniquities of husbands, while you two go off on your lone, and come back
to us for tea... What it is to be engaged!"
Teresa smiled happily, Martin raised his eyes to the ceiling in tragic
self-vindication.
"_Who_ is always holding forth on the necessity of exercise? _Who_ is
always warning me against the danger of a sedentary life? _Who_
insisted upon a house near to golf links? _Who_ goads me every night of
her life to arrange a match for the next day?"
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