Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a WomanQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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Lady Good-for-Nothing: A Man's Portrait of a Woman
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Historical fiction
. . . . . You ask me, my dear Sir, why I linger on year by year in this
land of Cherokees and Choctaws, as you put it, at the same time hinting
very delicately that now, with my poor old father in his grave and my
own youthful debts discharged, you see no enduring reason for this
exile. It is kind of you to be so solicitous: kinder still to profess
that you yet miss me. But that I am missed at White's is more than you
shall persuade me to believe. In an earlier letter, written when the
Gaming Act passed, you told me they were for nailing up an escutcheon to
mourn the death of play; they nailed up none for me. And I gather that
play has recovered, and Dick Edgcumbe holds my cards. I doubt if I
could endure to revisit St. James's--save by moonlight perhaps.
_Rappelez-moi_ to the waiters. They will remember me.
But in good deed, dear Sir, what should I be doing at home among the
Malvern Hills upon a patrimony of 800 pounds?--for to that it has
dwindled. Can I hoe turnips, or poke a knowledgeable finger into the
flanks of beeves? I wonder if your literary explorations ever led you
across the furrow of an ancient ploughman who--
--on a May morning, on Malvern hills
was weary of wandering and laid him down to sleep beside a brook--having
been chased thither betimes, no doubt, by a nagging bedfellow.
I have no wife, nor mean to take one, and find it more to my comfort to
sleep here by the River Charles and dream of Malvern, secure that I
shall wake to find myself detached from it by half a world.
Yet your last letter touched me closely; for it happens that Sir O. V.,
for love of whom rather than for any better reason I have kept this
exile, has taken to himself a Lady. That, you'll say, should be my
dismissal; and that I like her, as she appears willing to be friends
with me, gives me, you'll say again, no excuse to linger. Yet I do, and
shall.
As for her history, Vyell picked her up in a God-forsaken fishing town,
some leagues up the coast; brought her home; placed her under
gouvernante and tutors; finally espoused her. Stay: finally he has
built a palace for her, "Eagles" by name, whither he forces all Boston
to pay its homage. For convenience of access to the goddess he has cut
a road twenty feet broad through the woodlands of her demesne.
The palace in a woody vale they found,
High-raised, of stone--
or, to speak accurately, of stone and timber combined. Be pleased to
imagine a river very much like that of Richmond, but covered with grey
crags. "Fie," you will say, "the site is savage, then, like all else in
this New World?" My dear sir, you were never more mistaken.
Mr. Manley's young eye of genius fastened upon it at once, to adapt it
to a house and gardens in the Italian style.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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