Detective and mystery stories; Insurance fraud -- Fiction
"What a bore! As if one didn't get enough of friends in this world,
without worrying them to knock out bad grammar from the next. Really,
Mr. Wallace, I begin to think Mrs. Saracen must keep a lunatic
asylum."
"Oh dear no," he answered, chuckling. "It is the sane people that are
usually shut up."
"Certainly not the disagreeable people," retorted Lady Jim.
"Oh, if you go to those lengths, there would be no society," said
Wallace, with a shrug.
The traveller's cynicism exactly suited Leah's humour at the moment,
and she made him take her in to supper. Meanwhile, Askew, who had not
seen Lady Jim arrive, was watching the grand entrance with a lowering
face. He had called at Curzon Street, and thence had borne a message
for Leah which he was anxious to deliver. Already he had been bored to
distraction with faddists and their whims, and was seriously thinking
of slipping away, when Mrs. Saracen bore down on him for the fourth
time. Before he could object she had him by the arm, and confronted
him with a severe-looking woman, pensive and solitary.
"Do let me introduce you to Miss Galway," she wheezed. "You'll get on
so well with Mr. Askew, dear Miss Galway. He's navy, you know, or has
been--left it--going to be married. And Mr. Askew, if you can talk of
Ph[oe]nician inscriptions to Miss Galway, she'll entertain you for
hours. Quite an authority on Solomon, I believe--very clever,
most intellectual!" Then aside, hastily: "Say nothing about her
brother--jail!"
Poor Askew! Miss Galway proved to be a limpet, and held on to him
desperately, not because he was handsome, but for the sake of the two
ears he possessed, into which she could pour her archæological
triumphs.
She prosed in a manly voice about Hiram of Tyre and the building of
Solomon's Temple, and the probability that its design was copied from
the Shrine of Moloch, and the remains that Zerubbabel must have found
after the Babylonian captivity, until his poor head buzzed like a
saw-mill. In the hope of stopping this endless trickle of nothings he
cajoled her to the supper-room. There, at a small table well-covered,
Lady Jim ate and drank and chatted, light-heartedly, with a
sharp-eyed, sun-dried mummy. She nodded a "How d'y do?" to her sailor,
and smilingly observed his entanglement. Luckily for the preservation
of Askew's temper, a rival archæologist arrived to discuss Hittite
grammar, and he managed to slip away while the male and female
dryasdusts wrangled over the probable origin of the Perizzites.
"You haven't been near me all the evening," complained Leah, when
Wallace received his congé and Askew sat in the seat of the scornful.
"Didn't see you arrive, worse luck. If you'd been dosed with Hivites
and Jebusites and all that truck, as I've been, you'd have a headache,
too."
"It's unusual for you to have a headache."
"And inevitable for me to have a heartache."
"On account of that alphabet woman, I suppose. Why don't you feed?"
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