The Temple Fund, paying all investors a hundred per cent a week, was
popular from the start. On the first dividend day Honey Tone made the
grade without difficulty, and all subscriptions were repaid, together
with a bonus of a like amount. Immediately after the ceremony of
repayment was completed, the backwash of investment began to roll in,
and by the evening the promoter counted more than a thousand dollars in
his hip pocket treasury. On the next day a new group of subscribers to
whom the news had been retailed milled about the doors of the temporary
Temple for a chance to register and donate their investments. Honey
Tone, operating in a rented house, herded the investors into a room
where his voice could pulverize the sediment of reluctance which
remained in his hearers' minds, leaving no dregs of doubt that might
cloud the nectar of hope.
He donned a serious looking coat, long and black, and swept a broad
yellow sash across his chest. On his head rested a Manchu mandarin cap
purchased in Chinatown and revised with ornament suitable for the
insignia of the Soopreemest. About his waist was the equator part of a
Sam Brown belt, and from it dangled a Civil War cavalry sabre whose
scabbard had suffered two coats of gilt paint, not quite dry. He
retained his ordinary street shoes; life was a battle, and you never
could tell when the bugles of fate might blow recall. Street shoes came
in handy when there was any heavy running to be done.
In his uniform he addressed the herded investors. "Breth'rin, de books
is closed fo' de present week. All whut paid yistiddy gits dey money
back, 'long wid de same amout fo' intres' nex', Satidy mawnin'. Dem
whut pays de 'scriptions now gits de 'vestment an' de hund'ed per cent
intres' de Satidy afteh nex'. De books is now open, de gol' seal
c'tificates is ready. Fawm in line an' git yo' money ready.... Ten
dollahs, brotheh. Heah's yo' papeh. Now you is a Deppity Soopreem
Leadeh, 'titled to de red sash.... Nex' Satidy us 'lects de ten
Soopreem Gov'nors fo' de leadin' districts in de New Worl' African
Colony at Barzil. Boat leaves wid de 'ficials an' de p'visions nex'
month. 'Lection is by de lucky numbehs. Soopreem 'ficials gits a house
an' ten thousan' milrice--dat's Barzil dollahs--ev'y month to travel
roun' wid an' see is de distric' doin' O.K.... Fifteen dollahs--dat
'titles you to de Yaller Sash of Trust. Chances is you sho' will be a
Soopreem Gov'nor. Nex' brotheh...."
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