"Charley, old fellow," said Viscount Diphoos before they parted for the night, "hang me if I don't stick to that organ, and have it on a stand in my room; and so long as I am at home, every time the old girl gets in one of her tantrums, I'll go and turn the handle till she comes and makes a truce." Viscount Diphoos did not kep his word about that organ, being at the time in profound ignorance of the fact, that two days after he left town, and while the house was still in a state of turmoil, an Italian gentleman with very dark eyes, very black beard, and a smile that reached from one ear-ring to the other, called for the organ that had been left in the area; slinking down to the kitchen door, and wheedling the page a little. That young gentleman thought it rather fun to put the strap over his shoulder, and carry the instrument to the door, when it was borne off, and, in truth, entirely forgotten by all concerned. But on the return to town her ladyship seemed to recover her elasticity somewhat, and Tom began to find that he was to have a fight yet to win his game. "Seems precious hard," he said, "and perhaps I shall have to make my plans, but no organ, thank you--the accordion, white mice, or guinea pigs would be more in my line." Just in the worst time of his trouble he called upon Monsieur Hector one morning, to have his weary brain relieved by a course of hair-cutting, and the refreshing shampoo. Monsieur Hector was delicacy itself in his manipulations, and as delicate in his diplomacy. "Ah bah!" he said, "what is cutting and shaving and dressing the hair? It is not by them that I must live and save for _ma chere_ Justine. Why was I not in the bureau of the police? I am a great student of life--a very receptacle for the secrets of the aristocracy." "Monsieur suffers," he said, softly, as he held Tom's head, lathered all over with soap; "I am troubled to see monsieur look in such bad health." "Bother!" said Tom. Monsieur Hector waited a few moments until the shampooing should begin to soften down some of the hard crystals of brain trouble from which Tom was suffering, and then he tried again. "I trust milady recovers herself from the dreadful shock." Tom screwed his soapy head round, to stare in the bland, unruffled countenance of Monsieur Hector, who bowed, and gently returned his client's head to its proper position. "What the deuce do you know about my lady's shock?" growled Tom. "Monsieur forgets that I am the confidential attendant of the family," said Monsieur Hector with dignity. "So I did, and of Mademoiselle Justine too. But I smell a rat. You hatch plots here." "Aha, monsieur knows?" "Yes," said Tom, "I know. Could you manage me an organ if I wanted to go to play to a lady--say in Portland Place?" Monsieur Hector smiled and tripped to a drawer, out of which he took a black wig and full beard to match.