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"Of course," said Bradstock.
"Let us imagine that Lincoln is nearly as far from where she is as
Spilsborough is."
"Let us imagine it," said Bradstock. "I am willing to imagine it."
"What conclusion do you draw?" asked the bishop.
Bradstock shook his head.
"Really, Bradstock," said the bishop, "I am surprised at you. If she is
between Spalding and Lough, as I’m sure she is, an equal distance from
her to Lincoln and from her to Spilsborough would place her about
Boston, or perhaps farther north. Now, if on inquiry we find she is not
near Boston, she must be near a decent road fit for motor-cars to
Lincoln. Do you follow me?"
"I do," said Bradstock.
"Then if she is not near Boston, where is she?" Bradstock studied the
map.
"I should say Burgh, or Warnfleet, or Spilsby."
"Right," said the bishop. "I am almost sure of it. For if she had been
farther north, she would not have chosen Spilsborough to telegraph from
in the first instance. What do you say to that?"
"I say that I am not surprised that you are a bishop, though I may
wonder why you are in the Church," said Bradstock.
"What do you mean by that, Bradstock?" asked his lordship.
"Nothing, nothing at all," replied Bradstock, hastily. "I agree with
you. What shall we do?"
The bishop eyed him a little doubtfully, but returned to his muttons.
"I want to bowl out Bob," he said.
"A bishop is a human being, after all," thought Bradstock.
"He might have reasoned with me," said the bishop. "I am quite free the
day after to-morrow, and we will go to Boston and make inquiries. If
they fail, we will try Warnfleet and Spilsby and Burgh."
"We will," said Bradstock. "I think this idea of yours exceedingly
clever, bishop."
"You do?"
"Certain, I do."
"I forgive your recent gibe," said the bishop. "It was clearer than
quaternions to me, and much clearer than Bob’s rudeness, which I
continue to find inexplicable. And now I think the duchess should be
informed of his telegram. It will console her, I am sure, to learn that
this fatherless infant is not black."
"Not very black," insisted Bradstock.
And the bishop sent a wire to Titania, saying that Bob had disappeared
into space, but had telegraphed saying that he had found Penelope with a
normal infant.
"After all, he only said it wasn’t black," sighed Bradstock.
But the bishop would not listen to him. So he went out and sent a wire
to Titania himself.
"I should like to make Bob black and blue," the bishop said. For his
legs still ached.
*CHAPTER XXIII.*
Next morning the bishop had an hysteric telegram from Titania. It was
obscure and of great length:
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