England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"I’ll tell you some day," said Bob. "But because you haven’t told me
yourself, and have made me find out, I won’t tell you who it is till I
want to. But one thing I’ll say, I don’t think your brother Bill really
likes him."
He whistled and let the car out till she fairly hummed. Pen was
exceedingly cross, and hugged the baby, hoping that they would both be
killed at once.
"I don’t know what’s going to happen," she said. "I’ve done my best,
and nothing but trouble comes of it. If I had to begin again, I don’t
think I’d try to reform anything. I—I hate reform!"
In the meantime Miss Mackarness’s ideas got sadly altered. She did not
mind dying at first, but when Bob really went fast, it seemed to her
that she loved life better than she thought.
"If I am to die," she said, "I would rather die in my bed, much rather.
I want peace, and my dear lady gives me none. This young wretch is no
better than a murderer. He laughs. I can’t laugh. I can’t even speak.
The wind stops my screaming. I want to get out and die quietly."
They pulled up close to a village to let a wagon loaded with long
timbers get into a side road. Miss Mackarness seized her chance, and,
opening the door, jumped to the ground.
"If you please, my lady, I’m going no farther. I will come on later in a
cart."
Penelope remonstrated with her. Bob was urgent and impatient.
"We may be caught any minute," he said. "Pen, let her come on in a
cart."
"If you prefer it," said Penelope.
"My lady, I much prefer it," said the housekeeper.
Bob let the car go, and Geordie, coming on behind, pulled up to
interview Miss Mackarness.
"Sooner than go in one a mile farther," she said, firmly, "I would lie
down and die."
"That’s silly, ma’am," said Geordie.
"I would rather live silly than die wise," replied Miss Mackarness. "I
may be used to much and past surprises, but I can’t stomach these cars."
They left her in the road. And now they drove fast, for Bob set the
pace, and made it a rapid one.
"I say, Geordie," said Timothy, about twenty miles farther on, "don’t
you think you could go slower?"
"How can I, with the other car ahead, man?" demanded Geordie.
"Well, I feels queer inside," said poor Timothy. "I’d rather ride a
bucking man-eater than go another yard. Set me down!"
"Not me," said Geordie. "Be a man, Tim!"
"I won’t," said Tim. "Set me down. I’ll walk."
"Or come on in a cart," sneered Geordie. "Why, Mary here don’t mind, do
you, Mary?"
Mary did mind, but she adored Geordie, and said she didn’t. She
preferred to die with Geordie than to ride with Miss Mackarness in a
cart.
"I don’t care," said Tim; "if Mary wants to die in a blazin’ fiery mass
of petrol under a wreck, I don’t. Let me down."
And Geordie let him down.
"A mad bull sooner," said Tim. "And, though I ’ates walkin’, bein’ a
groom, I’d rather walk to hell than motor into paradise."
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