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He put up at the Angel, and escaped seeing the others for the time. On
his way up he had sent a defiant telegram to Bramber, desiring him to
come to Spilsborough, and fight there with swords or pistols or any
weapon that commended itself to him. This telegram Bramber never got,
for, on reaching home and washing away the traces of the struggle in
Hyde Park before all the loveliness of London, he had found his telegram
from Spilsborough sent by Geordie Smith. After looking in the ABC
guide, and finding no good train, he pelted off in his motor-car,
leaving a note for Rivaulx, saying that, though duels were absurd and
illegal, he would not refuse to meet the marquis in France or Belgium,
if he desired to make a bigger fool of himself than he had already done
in the park.
"Curse and confound them all," said Bramber, who was horribly cross and
exceedingly sick of the whole world, even including Penelope. "I wonder
what she means by this telegram. I wish I was dead! Is she at
Spilsborough?"
Just in the middle of Spilsborough he met Rivaulx and pulled up short,
not having the least notion, of course, that he would meet him there.
But Rivaulx grinned a ghastly smile and raised his hat, as Bramber
stopped.
"Ha, I am pleased to see you," said the French marquis. "You have come
quickly. It is a fine night, there is a moon, and close by here under
the shadow of the cathedral there is a most beautiful piece of grass.
There we will fight. I have brought swords with me. Or have you
brought guns?"
"I haven’t brought guns," said Bramber, who was entirely stunned and at
a loss for a word.
The marquis bowed.
"We will fight with swords, my lord. I think this hotel is good; the
lady is amiable; there are rooms to spare. When the moon rises, ha! I
will call you forth."
And Bramber went to the hotel to think what he should do.
"The ass! the lunatic! How did he get here? I can’t get out of fighting
him."
He sat outside in his car.
"No, I won’t. I’m damned if I do!" he said.
He went in and wrote a note for Rivaulx, who was out in the cathedral
close picking what he considered a good place for a duel. The spot he
chose was not far from the dean’s house.
"I wish it had been Mr. Plant," he said. "Of Bramber, who is a young
ass, I am not jealous. But of Plant I am horribly jealous, and he is a
bad man. If I met Plant I would say, ’Fight me at once now, and I will
put off Lord Bramber till another day.’"
And, going around the corner, he ran right into Plant, who was raging
about the town, wondering where Penelope was and how everything was
going to end.
"The scoundrel is that marquis," said Plant. And he ran into the
scoundrel’s arms.
And just while Bramber was shaking the dust of Spilsborough from the
tires of his motor-car, Bob himself came into the town in a hired
Daimler, full of the most extraordinary news. And Titania was having a
series of fits down at Goring, with Dr. Lumsden Griff in attendance.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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