England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"And there are five or six others who commit themselves to the same
statement. And then a lady’s maid says she knows that Penelope has
married a groom. I do not see what logical grounds we have for
concluding anything more than that some one has told a lie, or that
Penelope has been breaking the law by marrying more than one man at a
time. Speaking _a priori_, I think this latter alternative unlikely,
and, as a matter of probability, I am forced to believe that only one at
least out of seven (is it seven?) gentlemen of unblemished reputation
has told the truth."
It was all very sad. But there were practical details to be attended
to. Though the marquis had ceased to raise the echoes of the stilly
night, to say nothing of the echoes of the cathedral’s west front, he
was still in a fearfully mournful condition. He was now weeping in the
dean’s arms, and the dean was endeavouring to soothe him as best he
could. When the bishop came back, Mr. Dean seemed much relieved.
"Don’t you think you could get them to go away, bishop?" he inquired,
pathetically. "This kind of thing is beyond my experience, and I am
extremely fatigued by it."
"I will do my best," replied the bishop.
Turning to the marquis, he said:
"Get up, marquis. I will walk with you to the hotel. Mr. Plant, please
follow with Robert, and be good enough to take care of those lethal
instruments, which are, I rejoice to say, little understood in a quiet
cathedral town. It appears to me we are all in a state of mind which
needs repose. On the morrow, after I have slept upon it, I shall be
happy to receive you all and give you the best advice in my power. Now,
marquis, I am waiting for you. The grass is damp."
And they walked to the hotel, leaving the dean staring open-mouthed.
"This is very unusual," sighed the dean. "I cannot recollect anything
exactly like it in my long experience."
No more could the bishop. Plant was in the same state of mind. Rivaulx
wept silently. Bob was in the seventh heaven of delight, in spite of
Bunting. He thoroughly believed in what Harriet Weekes said. Neither
Plant nor Rivaulx knew that he knew they both claimed to be Pen’s
husband.
"This story of Bunting is a goldarned lie," said Plant, hoarsely. Bob
did not reply. He was sorry for them all, and relied on the bishop.
What he relied on him for he did not know. All he did know was that the
bishop seemed fully equal to the situation.
"How many more of you are there, Mr. Plant?" he asked at length.
"Gordon and Goby and De Vere," replied Plant, miserably.
"I must see Mr. Gordon," said Bob. And then they came to the Angel. By
this time Rivaulx and the bishop were great friends, for Rivaulx was a
clerical in his heart of hearts, and, if there wasn’t a Catholic bishop
to lean on, a Protestant one was a good substitute. He stopped weeping,
and held the bishop’s hand.
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