Laicus; Or, the Experiences of a Layman in a Country Parish.Abbott, Lyman
Religion
Laicus; Or, the Experiences of a Layman in a Country Parish.
Abbott, Lyman
Christian fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction; Parishes -- Fiction
--If I want a workman at my factory I don't invite one to come from
my neighbor and try his hand for a day while I stand over and watch
him. We try our apprentices that way, but never a good workman. I go
to his shop, inquire as to his character, and examine the work that
he has done. If he has done good work in another man's shop he will
do it well in mine. At least that's the way we reason in our
factory.
Mr. Hardcap.:
--That's a very different case Mr. Gear, altogether different.
Mr. Gear.:
--Suppose this Mr. Whats-his-name comes, what more will you know
about him than you know now?
Deacon Goodsole.:
--We shall hear him preach and can judge for ourselves.
Mr. Gear.:
--One good sermon does not make a good preacher.
Mr. Wheaton.:
--No! But you don't need to drive a horse more than five miles to
know what are his paces.
Mr. Gear.:
--I don't know much about church management but I like the tone of
that man's letter, and I should like to know more about him. I
believe if we were to appoint a committee to go out to Koniwasset
Corners, hear him preach, look in on his Sabbath-school, find out
what kind of a pastor he is, and in a word see what sort of work
he's doing where he is now, we would get his measure a great deal
better than we should get it by having him come here, and give us
one of his crack sermons-even if he would do it, I honor him because
he won't.
Deacon Goodsole.:
--I am afraid it wouldn't do Mr. Gear-not with our people. I wouldn't
mind it myself.
Mr. Wheaton,: [(blandly).]
--You see Mr. Gear you don't understand church matters altogether. It
would not be ecclesiastical-not at all.
Mr. Gear,: [(sarcastically and sotto voce).]
--I hope I may never learn.
Laicus,: [(desiring to prevent controversy).]
--Gentlemen, I for one agree with Mr. Gear. But we are evidently in
the minority; so there is nothing more to be said about it. We both
believe in government by the majority, and shall submit. What next,
Deacon? Are there any of your letters you want to read to us?
Deacon Goodsole.:
--Oh no! It isn't worth while to read any of them. Though I am sorry
for that poor old man and his pleading daughter.
Mr. Wheaton.:
--The Deacon's list are all too anxious.
Deacon Goodsole.:
--I suppose there is nothing to do but to pursue the usual course. I
move that Mr. Laicus and Mr. Wheaton be appointed to open a
correspondence with candidates.
Laicus,: [(decidedly).]
You must excuse me gentlemen. I don't believe in candidating, and I
can't be accessory to it. I will substitute Deacon Goodsole's name
for my own. And as so amended will put the motion.
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