England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The Dean, it must be confessed, was no little taken aback by this
defiance. He was amazed. The two glared at one another, and the
clergyman was the first to give way; baffled and disconcerted, yet
swelling with rage, he strode towards the Deanery. His antagonist
followed him with his eyes, then looked more airily than ever at his
plot and the progress made there, considered the weather with his chin
at the decanal angle, finally with a flirt of his long coat-tails he
went into the house, a happy man and the owner of a vastly improved
appetite.
But the Dean had more to suffer yet. At the door of his garden he ran
in his haste against some one coming out. Ordinarily, great man as he
was, he was also a gentleman. But this was too much. That, when the
father had insulted him, the son should collide with him on his own
threshold, was intolerable; at any rate at a moment when he was
smarting under a sense of defeat.
"Good morning, Mr. Dean," said the young fellow, raising his hat with
an evident desire to please that was the antipodes of his father's
manner--only the Dean was in no mood to discriminate--"I have just
been having a delightful game of croquet."
It is to be regretted, but here a short hiatus in the narrative
occurs. The minor canons, than whom no men are more wanting in
reverence, say that the Dean's answer consisted of two words, one of
them pithy and full of meaning, but in the mouth of a Dean, however
choleric, impossible. Accounting this as a gloss, we are driven to
conjecture that the Dean's answer expressed mild disapprobation of the
game of croquet. Certain it is that young Swainson, surprised by so
novel and original a sentiment, answered only--
"I beg your pardon."
"Hem!" the Dean exclaimed. "I mean to say that I do not approve of
this. I will come to the point. I must ask you to discontinue your
visits at my house." The young man stared as if he thought the excited
divine had gone mad; the Deanery was almost a home to him. "Your
father," the Dean went on more coherently, "has taken a step so
unseemly, so--so indecent, has used language so insulting to me, sir,
that I cannot, at any rate at present, receive you."
Young Swainson was a gentleman; moreover, for a very good reason, the
Dean failed to anger him. He raised his hat as respectfully as before,
bowed in token of acquiescence, and went on his way sorrowfully.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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