England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Their coming and going was nothing to Mr. Swainson. It was enough for
him that he stood there the cynosure of every eye in the Close; even
Mrs. Dean was watching him from a distant garret window. In slow and
measured fashion he walked to the steps of his own house, and, taking
thence a board he had previously placed there, he returned to the
entrance of his plot, now enclosed to the height of about ten feet
by his terrible hoarding. Above the door he hung the board and drew
back a few feet to take in the effect. Mrs. Dean sent down for her
opera-glasses, but there was no need of them. The legend in huge black
letters on a white ground ran thus: "No Admittance! Beware of the
Dog!!!" A smile of content crept slowly over Mr. Swainson's face, and
he said aloud--
"Trump that card, Mr. Dean, if you can."
As he turned--Mrs. Dean saw it distinctly and declared herself ready
to swear to it in a court of justice--he snapped his fingers at the
Deanery. And the dog howled!
It was the first of many howls, for he was a dog of great width of
chest; not even the surgeon of an insurance company, if he had lived
twenty-four hours in Bicester Close, would have found fault with his
lungs. Why he howled during the night, for it was not the time of full
moon, became the burning question of each morning. That he joined in
the Cathedral services with a zest which rendered the organ
superfluous, and drove the organist to the verge of resignation, was
only to be expected. There was nothing strange in that, nor in his
rivalry of the Præcentor's best notes, whose voice was considered very
fine in the Litany. The voluntary, Tiger made his own; of the sermon
he expressed disapproval in so marked a manner that it was hard to say
which swelled more with rage, the Dean within or the dog without.
Their rage was equally impotent.
Things went so far that the Dean publicly wrung his hands at the
breakfast-table. "You could not hear the benediction this morning?" he
wailed, with tears in his eyes. "And I was in good voice too, my
dear!"
"You should appeal to the Marquis," his wife suggested. It must be
explained that the Marquis in Bicester ranks next to and little
beneath Providence. But the Dean shook his head. He put no faith in
the power even of the Marquis to handle Mr. Swainson. "I will lay it
before the Bishop, my dear," he said humbly. And then, then indeed,
Mrs. Dean knew that the iron had entered into his soul, and that the
hand of the Mayor of the Palace was very heavy upon him; and her good,
wifely heart grew so hot that she felt she could have no more patience
with her daughter.
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