England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The Dean looked gloomy again. But at this moment a long howl, more
frenzied, more fiendish than any which had preceded it, seemed to
proclaim that the dog knew that his reign was menaced, and, like
Sardanapalus, was determined to go out right royally. It was more than
the Dean could stand. With an involuntary movement of his hands to his
ears, he nodded and fled in haste to a place less exposed, where he
could in a seemly and decanal manner relieve his feelings.
The best-laid plans even of lawyers will go astray, and when they do
so, the havoc is generally of a singularly wide-spread description.
The meeting in the Chapter-house proved stormy from the first. Whether
it was that the writ in the right-of-way case had not yet reached Mr.
Swainson, so that he clung to his only split-straw, or that the Dean
was soured by want of sleep, or that the Bishop was not thorough
enough--whatever was the cause, the spirit of compromise was absent;
and the discussion across the Chapter-house table threatened to make
matters worse and not better. Whether the Dean first called Mr.
Swainson's enclosure the "toadstool of a night," or Mr. Swainson took
the initiative by styling the Dean the "mushroom of a day" (the Dean
was not of old family), was a question afterwards much and hotly
debated in Bicester circles. Be that as it may, the high powers rose
from the table in dudgeon and much confusion.
There was behind the Dean at the end of the Chapter-house a large
window. It looked immediately-upon what he, in the course of the
discussion, had termed "The Profanation," and since the eventful day
of Mr. Swainson's match at croquet it had been, by the Dean's order,
kept shuttered, that he might not, when occupied in the Chapter-house,
have the Profanation directly before his eyes. At the meeting the
shutter remained closed; it may be that this phenomenon had weakened
Mr. Swainson's doubtful inclination towards peace.
The Dean was a choleric man. As the party rose, he stepped to this
shutter and flung it back. He turned to the others and cried with
indignation--
"Look, sir; look, my lord! Is that a sight becoming the threshold of a
cathedral? Is that a thing to be endured on consecrated ground?"
They stepped towards the window, a wide low-browed Tudor casement,
and looked out. The Dean himself stood aside, grasping the shutter
with a hand which shook with passion. His eyes were on the others'
faces. He expected little show of shame or contrition on that of Mr.
Swainson, but he did wish to bring this hideous thing home to the
Bishop, who had not been as thorough in the matter as he should have
been. Yet surely, as a bishop, he could not see that thing in its
horrid reality and be unmoved!
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