England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
It was a simple game, and not likely, one would say, to afford much
risk of that burning of the fingers, which gave a zest to the Vicar of
Wakefield's nuts. One sat in the middle blindfolded, while the rest
disguised their own or assumed each other's voices, and spoke one by
one some gibe or quip at his expense. When he succeeded in naming the
speaker, the detected satirist put on the poke, and in his turn heard
things good--if he had a conceit of himself--for his soul's health.
The _rôle_ presently fell to me, and proved a heavy one, because I was
not so familiar with the others' voices as were the rest; and Miss
Guest--whose faintest tones I thought I should know--had a wondrous
knack of cheating me, now taking off Clare's voice, and now--after the
door had been opened to admit the tea--her father's. So I failed again
and again to earn my relief. But when a voice behind me cried with
well-feigned eagerness--
"How nice! Do tell me all about a fire!"--then, though no fresh
creaking of the door had reached me, nor warning been given of an
addition to the players, I had no doubt who spoke, but exclaimed at
once, "That is Bab! Now I cry you mercy. I am right this time. That
was Bab!"
I looked for a burst of applause such as had before attended a good
thrust home, but none came. On the contrary, with my words so odd a
silence fell upon the room that it was clear that something was wrong.
And I pulled off my handkerchief in haste, repeating, "That was Bab, I
am sure."
But if it was, I could not see her. And what had come over them all?
Jack's face wore a provoking smile, and his friends were bent upon
sniggering. Clare looked startled, and grandmamma gently titillated,
while Miss Guest, who had risen and turned away towards the windows,
seemed to be annoyed with some one. What was the matter?
"I beg every one's pardon by anticipation," I said, looking round in a
bewildered way; "but have I said anything wrong?"
"Oh, dear no," cried the fellow they called Jack, with a familiarity
that was in the worst taste--as if I had meant to apologise to him!
"Most natural thing in the world!"
"Jack, how dare you?" Miss Guest exclaimed, stamping her foot.
"Well, it seemed all right. It sounded natural, I am sure. Well done,
I thought."
"Oh, you are unbearable! Why don't you say something, Clare? Mr.
Herapath, I am sure that you did not know that my name was Barbara."
"Certainly not," I cried. "What a strange thing!"
"But it is, and that is why grandmamma is looking shocked, and Mr.
Buchanan is wearing threadbare the friend's privilege of being rude. I
forgive you if you will make allowance for him. And you shall come off
the stool of repentance and have your tea first, since you are the
greatest stranger. It is a stupid game after all!"
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