Miss Pettigrew is certainly a very clever woman. Her suggestion was
the first thing which caused Lalage to waver. A revolution must be
very attractive to a girl of her temperament; and revolutions are
comparatively rare on this side of the Atlantic. Lalage certainly
hesitated.
“What do you think, Hilda?” she asked.
For one moment I dared to hope.
“There’s been a lot of gun-running done out there lately,” I said, “and
I heard of a new submarine on the Amazon.”
I am afraid I overdid it. Miss Pettigrew certainly frowned at me.
“Mother would never let me,” said Hilda.
I had forgotten Hilda’s mother for the moment. I saw at once that the
idea of gun-running would frighten her and she would not like to think
of her daughter ploughing the bottom of the Amazon in a submarine.
“Besides,” said Lalage, “it wouldn’t be right. It’s our duty, our plain
duty, to see this bishopric election through. I’m inclined to think that
the Archdeacon is the proper man.”
“When do you start for the scene of action?” I asked.
“At once,” said Lalage. “There’s a train at six o’clock this evening.
We left poor Pussy packing her bag and ran round to tell Miss Pettigrew
about the change in our plans. I’m dead sick of this old election of
yours, anyhow. Aren’t you?”
“I am,” I said fervently. “I’m so sick of it that I don’t care if I
never stand for Parliament again. By the way, Lalage, now that you’re
turning your attention to church affairs wouldn’t it be as well to
change the name of the society again. You might call it the Episcopal
Election Association. E. E. A. would look well at the head of your
notepaper and might be worked up into a monogram.”
“I daresay we shall make a change,” said Lalage, “but if we do we’ll be
a guild, not a society or an association. Guild is the proper word for
anything connected with the church, or high-class furniture, or art
needlework. Selby-Harrison will look into the matter for us. But in any
case it will be all right about you. You’ll still be a life member. Come
along, Hilda. We have a lot of people to see before we start. I have to
give out badges to about fifty new members.”
“Will that be necessary now?” I asked.
“Of course. If anything, more.”
“But if you’re changing the name of the society?”
“That won’t matter in the least. Do come on, Hilda. We shan’t have time
if you dawdle on here. In any case Pussy will have to pack our clothes
for us.”
They swept out of the room. Miss Pettigrew got up and shut the door
after them. The Canon was too much upset to move.
“I congratulate you, Miss Pettigrew,” I said. “You’ve succeeded after
all in getting Lalage out of this. I hardly thought you would.”
“This,” said the Canon, “is worse, infinitely worse.”
“I’m not quite sure,” said Miss Pettigrew, “about the procedure in these
cases. Who elects bishops?”
“The Diocesan Synod,” I said. “Isn’t that right, Canon?”
“Yes,” he said, gloomily.
“And who constitutes the Diocesan Synod?” said Miss Pettigrew.
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