“You’ll have to go over and see Canon Beresford early to-morrow
morning,” she said.
“Of course. But I know what he’ll say to me.”
“I’m sure he’ll be as pleased as I am,” said my mother.
“He won’t say so.”
My mother looked questioningly at me. I answered her.
“He’ll quote that line of Horace,” I said, “about a _placens uxor_, but
it won’t be true.”
“What does that mean?”
“A placid wife,” I said, “a gentle, quiet, peaceable sort of wife, who
sits beside the fire and knits, purring gently. When he has finished
that quotation he’ll blow his nose and give me the piece out of
Epictetus about the ‘price of tranquillity.’ He’ll mean by that, that
sorry as he is to lose Lalage, the future will hold some compensating
joys. He won’t be obliged to dart off at a moment’s notice to Wick, or
Brazil, or Borneo. The Canon is, after all, a thoroughly selfish man.
He won’t care a bit about something being made of me by Lalage, and if I
try to explain my position to him he’ll go out fishing at once.”
CHAPTER XXIII
The fuss which preceded our wedding was very considerable indeed.
Presents abounded. Even in my house, which is a large one, they got
greatly in the way. There was, for instance, a large picture sent by
Titherington. I do not think he had any malicious intention. He probably
gave an order to a dealer without any details of the kind of work of
art to be supplied. It turned out be a finely coloured photographic
reproduction of a picture which had been very popular a few years
before, called “The Ministering Angel.” It represented a hospital nurse
in the act of exulting over her patient. It reminded me so unpleasantly
of my time in Ballygore that I gave orders to have it set up with its
face to the wall in a passage. There I used to trip over it nearly every
day. Canon Beresford’s position was worse than mine, for his house was
smaller and Lalage’s presents were both numerous and larger than those
sent to me.
I also suffered great inconvenience from the paperers and painters who
came down from Dublin in large numbers and pervaded my favourite rooms.
It was my mother who invited them. She said that the house was in a
disgraceful condition. Lalage took the keenest interest in these men
and their work. She used to come over every morning and harangue them
vehemently.
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