American fiction -- 20th century; Detective and mystery stories
“Best single asset the police have is Monahan,” said Lanagan, apropos
of nothing in particular. “Knows more about the night life of this city
than any four men in it. But he tips nothing that might hurt his own
game or his own people. In a way he preserves a certain code even while
acting as a police ‘stool.’ In this matter, however, the invaluable Mr.
Monahan is working for Jack Lanagan; and the police are consequently
about three laps behind.
“I see nothing in sight for some hours. We will eat our dinner and take
in a show for a few moments. I rather anticipate a climax later and
some rapid-fire work for us both on the typewriter. I need a little
stimulus--that hasn’t got wormwood in it.”
He would give me absolutely not a line on his “lay.” He could be a
baffling, enigmatic, impersonal proposition when he took the humour.
We headed for the Oyster Loaf, and I groaned for the four and a half
that was between me and pay day as Lanagan methodically disposed of
an onion soup, special; French mushrooms on toast, a New York cut,
Gorgonzola, and a two-bit cigar. He drank three glasses of ice water,
but that didn’t cost anything.
“A man’s meal,” he said with vast creature content. “Now give me that
other half you have left. I want a shave. You go up and touch Dan for a
five-spot. We may need expenses later. I’ll meet you at Dan’s at nine
o’clock. I want to pick Monahan up again before I see you, and also see
Leslie.”
At the time appointed we met. “Let’s take a ten-twenty-thirty,”
suggested Lanagan. “By half-past ten we will have to get busy. There’s
a singer over at the Continental that some of the dramatic critics say
has real fire. La Pattini, I think she is called.”
So we drifted into the Continental and caught part of the performance.
There were trained birds of more than ordinary sagacity; the
stereotyped and fearful cornet soloist; the girl singer, La Pattini,
with a wonderful mezzo, remarkable beauty, an undoubted future, and an
ability to sing the “Rosary” in a manner to bring tears. Then came a
slap-stick tumbling act that was impossible, and we left.
Lanagan had suddenly become thoughtful. “Do you know what I think?” he
said. “I think the world would actually do better to sweep away every
vestige of law and ordinance and make a clean start again. Our system
of punishment is all wrong. Take one heinous class of crimes; we punish
the individual who takes upon herself to punish. We say the State has
the power of punishment and the prerogative; and yet in the very crimes
that are the most damnable, the State can never interfere because
the injured party must suffer in silence. You might as well expect
children to learn English through hieroglyphics as to make applicable
to present-day conditions the antiquated penal code to which society
is harnessed. That’s about enough of the sermon stuff. It’s not in my
line.”
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