Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
No appeal here to come in and be relieved of a big
fee; no intimation that the doctor would like to have
Mr. Peters as a pay patient. On the contrary the doctor
only seeks information that may be of benefit to other
patients. At least this is the way Mr. Peters interprets
it.
“Fine fellow, that doctor,” says Mr. Peters as he reads
the letter, and he sits him down “with pen in hand” to
describe his case, invariably winding up with an enquiry
as to whether the doctor thinks there is any hope for
him. The reply from Mr. Peters is forthcoming all the
quicker because the doctor has thoughtfully enclosed a
plain stamped envelope bearing the written (not printed
or type-written) address, “G. H. Wilkinson, —— Michigan
Ave., Chicago.” No M.D., attached to the title, nothing
111to give the inquisitive hangers-on at the post office in
Beeville a clue to the true nature of the communication.
When these busybodies happen to catch a glimpse of Mr.
Peters’ letter they have no suspicion that it is a doctor
their fellow townsman is writing to. Nothing to show
it on the envelope. No doctor’s return card in the corner,
no printed or even type-written address.
No sir-ree. Dr. Wilkinson is too smart for that. Experience
has taught him that the average man does not
like to have his friends and neighbors know that he is
corresponding with a strange doctor. Hence the
“sent-securely-sealed-in-plain-package tactics.”
It’s different in a big town or city where the facilities
for becoming acquainted with the nature of a man’s correspondence
do not exist, and the rush of business is so
great that even postal cards go through the mails unread
by any one except the sender and the receiver.
But in the rural districts where Absalom Squash and
Praise-it-all Tompkins assist Hiram Gaylord in his duties
as postmaster to the extent of closely inspecting every
letter that comes in or goes out—why that’s another
story.
“Wonder what John Peters is writing to that fellow in
Chicago erbout?” says Absalom Squash as he picks up
the letter addressed to G. H. Wilkinson and holds it up
to the light in a vain effort to get an inkling as to the
contents. But this Wilkinson chap is wise. He has
provided an extra heavy envelope, white on the exterior,
but blue coated inside, to thwart just such efforts.
Against the postal regulations for anybody outside of
the postmaster or his sworn assistants to handle the
112mail? Of course it is. But this regulation is a dead one
in nearly every small post office in the country.
When Mr. Squash goes home he reports to Samantha
that “John Peters is writin’ to that Chicago fellow again.
John had a letter from Chicago day before yesterday, and
to-day he sent off the answer, but he didn’t write the address
himself.”
“How’d you know ’twas from Peters, then?”
“’Cause his boy brought it to the office,” answers
Absalom triumphantly.
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