Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
Law suits are uncertain, expensive and often long
drawn out. Frequently even the winner is a loser. An
easy way to avoid this annoyance and outlay is to have
all notes made in the manner described.
Never hold your notes. Always discount them at the
first opportunity. If they are made by men of means
living in the town or county where you practice the local
bankers will be glad to handle them at a fair rate of discount.
There is a specialist living in Chicago who occasionally
makes professional trips into other states. On these
trips he frequently has occasion to take a number of
notes. His patients are mostly farmers, and these
rarely carry cash. Just before leaving a town he will
go to the local banker and introduce himself, saying:
“I’ve been doing a little business in the neighborhood
and, contrary to my usual custom, have taken part of
my fees in the form of notes. If you have a few
moments to spare I would be thankful for your opinion
as to their worth.”
He does not ask to have them discounted; does not
try to dispose of them. The banker looks them over and
comments on each somewhat as follows:
“H’m, that’s John Smith. He’s all right; good as
gold. Owns 250 acres of fine land clear, and is prompt
pay.
“Thomas Jones. Well, I’m not so sure about Jones.
174He’s good, but he’s slow, and will stand you off if he
can.”
Thus he goes through the lot, commenting on the
financial means and willingness to pay of each signer.
When he has concluded the doctor gathers up the notes,
replaces them in his wallet, chats for a moment about
the weather and crop conditions, gives the banker a fine
cigar, thanks him heartily for his courtesy, and turns to
leave.
Country bankers make the most, if not all of their
money by discounting the notes of their neighborhood
farmers. They know the financial record of everybody
within reaching distance. Men who are notoriously hard
to collect from when the creditor is a stranger will pay
the local banker without a murmur. They don’t want
to “get in bad” with him because they want a good
credit when they have occasion to borrow money. The
result is that the local banker can collect in full on notes
which in the hands of other holders would be worthless.
They dislike to see notes made by their neighbors leave
their bank. Almost invariably the banker will say:
“What are you going to do with that paper, Doctor?”
“Take it back to Chicago, and hold it until it is due,
I suppose,” replies the doctor. “I don’t know what else
to do with it.”
“I’ll discount some of it for you, if you wish.”
“Well, I wouldn’t mind selling it if I don’t have to
pay too much of a share.” (This in an indifferent manner,
as if he didn’t care whether he sold the notes or
kept them.)
175“Let me see them again,” the banker will say, ninety-nine
times out of a hundred.
The doctor hands them over, and the banker sorts out
some of the best, remarking, “I’ll take this lot at 8 per
cent.”
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